What should I do? A llama once bit my sister?

Question

don't you hate it when that happens?

Answer 1

I knew a llama once named Dolly

Answer 2

You should find said llama, and set up a PPV cage match between your sister and the llama. You'll get a huge audience to bring in cash, and you could jump in towards the end when your sisters is getting her butt handed to her. You could jump in ECW style, and hit the llama in the face with a chair.

Not only will your sister finally get her sweet revenge, but when the llama is down, you can cut it into pieces and sell the meat the Chinese restaurants, or Taco Bell.

It's a win-win situation!

Answer 3

Certainly, what you should do is write an article exposing the danger of going anywhere near one of the beasts, and submit it to the newspaper. Then, agitate for television time to warn the populace of its peril. Obviously, this sort of thing cannot be allowed to continue. Llamas must either be isolated to some remote location or muzzled. Good luck in your efforts, and I hope your sister can one day recover from the trauma.

Answer 4

Yes, I certainly do!! The last tine a llama bit me was when I was in the mountains of Peru. What a bite it had. My arm swelled up like a balloon, and I was sick for a week. So, stay away from llamas.

Good luck!!

Answer 5

I think that it is a sign that you and your sister should become Buddhists. If you write a letter to His Holiness the Dalai Lama, I'm sure that he will look into why the llama bit your sister, I'm sure that it is a case of mistaken identity or a bag of alfalfa chips in her pocket.

Namaste.

Answer 6

Bite the llama back!

Answer 7

i say fight back! ITS WAR NOW LLAMA!!! of course i am the crazy one so... thats my opinon to fight back! ITS WAR NOW LLAMA!! LOL

Answer 8

Stay away from llamas.!!!!!!!