The ONLY RULE IS:
NO ETHNIC, RACIAL OR RELIGIOUS JOKES.
Other than that, have fun.
This is an easy 10 points
2006-08-02 06:34:13 · 6 answers · asked by Ravenfire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A young man went to the drug store and picked up some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Hot date tonight?"
"Oh yeah," the kid answered, "Real hot."
That evening, when the kid went to pick up his date, she suggested that he meet her parents, who were playing Monoploy in the living room. After he was introduced to them, she was ready to leave, but he said, "No, I think I'd like to stay and join the game."
After four hours, he decided it was time for him to go home. His date, annoyed by his behavior, walked him to the car.
"Gee, honey," she said sarcastically, "I didn't know you liked to play Monopoly."
"And I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," he answered.
2006-08-02 06:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by krissydahs93 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why did the chicken answer the question on Yahoo Answers?
2006-08-02 06:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by melon_rose 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Answer-To get to your mom!LOL
Not very funny...I know
p.s.No offence
2006-08-02 07:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happiest When Single
"For twenty years my husband and I were very happy."
"What happened then?"
"We met."
2006-08-02 06:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by pranav a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get your clothes from the toilet store!
2006-08-02 06:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your ugly LMAO!
2006-08-02 06:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋