Whats the funniest thing some1 said to you while they were sleepy?

Question

My friend he said to me "Are you going to give the pig CPR" and while talkin about sex said "Words feel better on your skin than on your fingernails"...lmao

Answer 1

Wellllll the funniest/weirdest thing i have ever said in my sleep was when i was about 5 and my mother woke me up and told me i had been speaking a funny language......she told me what i said and i never forgot it, because it was so strange.......i had said 'Papa, le fluer' - when i started high school i learnt french......and i decided one day to ask my mesdame what it meant and she told me it meant 'Papa the flower', and so now ever since my mother has called me her little french connection.

My husband on the other hand said something in his sleep about a month ago, that really pissed me off, normally he only ever talks about motorbikes in his sleep (he is a mechanic), and so i thought it quite odd to say anything else. I woke up to him confessing that he had been sleeping with someone called anne for 8 weeks, i really went off after that, and still havent forgiven him for saying it, even if it hadnt have been true, the point was he still said it.

Answer 2

LOL. properly it truly is a toss-up. My male is the funniest difficulty even as it contains getting gentle on his mattress. He does circles, various them, digs round on it, smells it, ameliorations route and does better circles, digs some better, yet another few circles, then finally plops. the different day we counted fifteen circles till now he laid down. We joke that he does all that circling because he's waiting for 'clearance from the tower'. the different difficulty is my dogs play scuffling with....or as we call it, their nightly 'smack down'. The male is way better than the female (his mom), and she or he's older and getting slightly susceptible. So we make him lie all the way down to save her from getting harm in difficult play. The male loves it. He only rolls abdomen up even as she 'kicks his butt'. there is various 'talking' and growling decrease to and fro the total time. a number of our acquaintances get worried that it really is actual, despite the indisputable fact that it really is all in exciting and no one ever receives harm. My woman strutts round like the queen of Sheba afterwards.

Answer 3

My younger brother once said to me while sleepy,hi blue angel do you know that my mom wanted to invite you for feast on a sunny day..

Answer 4

My partner's a farmer (21 y.o) and during last years busy busy harvest he'd always dream and sleep talk about work. Poor thing, it was like he never had time off!

Answer 5

My mom answered the phone one time when she was sleepy and said, "I'll call you back later it's cloudy outside."

Answer 6

I once told someone that the index on the floor was too cold.

Answer 7

someone said "the hot dogs are on top of the fridge. Take them out"

Answer 8

my mom said, "come over here!" (and she actually made the hand gesture to come) then she said, "take this pen and sign here." (she really acted like she had a pen to give me). i'm so used to it that its not funny anymore, but i do smile when i think about it.

Answer 9

after me and my big sis got high on pot, we were eating burnt marshmallows in the kitchen and we forgot to pour something to drink. She looked at me and said..."My milk is so throaty"
We laughed sooooo hard!

Answer 10

i have said some funny stuff when i am asleep. i once told my sister "no, i won't go out with you."
My sister says that her fiancee' once said "why are you giving me sean's phone number?" sean is their son.