I just tell them that I'll call my brother... he will make you gay.
2006-08-02 04:41:34
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answered by knightofsappho 4
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I have a male friend who has declared his love for me for seven years. I have never given him any reason to think I would be interested in him. The poor guy wants to "change" me! I told him that if he could figure out a way to change my entire biological make up I would consider I would consider being with him. Since that could NEVER happen I guess he is SOL. He just does not get it. He thinks his love for me should be enough. I think straight folks still believe it is a choice and I can rethink my options. He actually had the nerve to tell me he could do anything my girlfriend could do. HA!
2006-08-02 05:00:08
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answered by Hidisar 2
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LOL. Well I'm bi-sexual so I like both and I'm in a committed relationship. I remember when I went to my husband like haye baby, I think I'm interested in trying some kitty. He stopped everything he was doing, looked at me and almost did a victory dance, lol.
All men want a threesome. Something about watching two women go at it drives them up the wall. And if they join it's like a kid in a BMW store.
Sometimes I get in the mood for some kitty, others i only want sausage.
If another mans tells you the BS about wanting to make you straight, this is Diva's suggestion:
Say OK baby. Have him watch you and your lady friend. I mean WATCH girl. Get into it, do a 69 with her, kiss her passionately, finger her, EVERYTHING. And when it's over get up, look him DEAD in the eyes and tell him when he grows a puzzy he can have yours.
Diva
2006-08-02 04:33:18
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answered by black_bi_diva 2
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Imagine what happens when you're bi--they think they have grounds for hope! Well, NOT when you're going, "Hey, can I watch?" or "That's cool! We can have a threesome!" or "That's awesome! You look like a librarian, but you're wild in bed!" Not even if I was single would any of that charm me out of my pants.
They're always going after my wife, too, who is all-the-way-gay. She is totally mystified as to why. I'm not. :-)
I think it's that guys like to gamble and they like a challenge. 999 times out of a thousand, they'll fail, but they plug away anyway, bless their hearts. And they like to look big in front of their friends. I can be understanding here, but ITRW, I'll still throw a drink in their face.
2006-08-02 05:08:53
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answered by GreenEyedLilo 7
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Bi girls get the same junk said to them and so...
No, you cannot turn me straight and I'm not a lesbian. Bisexual, lets say it together, bisexual. Now get away from me.
No, I don't want anything to do with you or your threesome.
Yes, I'm bisexual. no, that doesn't mean I'm into you.
Sigh. Whatever.
2006-08-02 04:35:51
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answered by MindStorm 6
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I'm not a big fan of lesbians so don't try to act like because you guy all men want you gross sh**. My mom is Gay and I love her but I hate her gay lovers as a kid I almost shot one of them. So don't Fu** flatter yourself and get over it.
2006-08-03 03:53:38
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answered by Anonymous
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well im so butch that guys dont say that to me but see most guys can only think with one head and its not where there brain is kept eather same with gay men they think that a strait man has to only be with them one time and that they will be gay forever its a stupid guy thing
2006-08-02 04:33:44
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answered by crazzykid 3
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they dont understand anything theyre male
they have two heads and only enough blood for one to work
and bi girls feed these moron guys with the possibility that they can get involved.
its also really hard for males to understand that we dont need their pathetic little penises and that they are no use to us.
2006-08-02 04:30:18
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answered by Anonymous
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they watch too much of that straight male fantasy porn in which "lesbians" let them watch, and join in. I guess they think we are like that in reality... but, the reason we're lesbians is...because we like women! no, you can't watch, either....
2006-08-02 04:33:29
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answered by redcatt63 6
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Im bi but im n a relationship wit a female and im sick of that to. They just dont have any respect for us.
2006-08-02 08:11:34
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answered by DanceDiva 2
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