arm with a knife to make me drop my bowling ball bag. He shoved me into a wall and I cracked my head. He came from nowhere. Who the hell would steal bowling balls?
2006-08-02 03:54:39 · 15 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Maybe he was really after your sausage fingers.
MMmmmmmmm....sausage....
2006-08-02 04:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by warehaus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Those must have been some big balls to be taken from you like that, just cut right from you... wow.
I'd call my wife on that one to help you get 'em back.
She cut mine similarly years ago, and carries them in her purse now.
If she can't help you directly, there's got to be a woman near you that can assist.
Good luck getting your balls back man.
2006-08-02 04:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard that there were a lot of hooligans hanging around the bowling alleys!
2006-08-02 03:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would steal bowling balls, theyre pretty.
2006-08-02 03:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy your new high-pitched voice when the bowling balls roll into your ... other ... ones.
2006-08-02 03:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An obsessive compulsive bowler who's a kleptomaniac?
2006-08-02 03:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by LibraHorse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you're on the Internet the next day? If this is true, go lie down, man....
2006-08-02 03:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THAT YOUR HUGE BALLBAG OF YOURS WITH BOTH HANDS AND SWUNG IT INTO HIS FACE UNTIL YOUR ****** Smith & Wesson, tucked into your rear pocket, could safely be extracted and pointed at the miscreant.
2006-08-02 04:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right...sliced arm and cracked head and u are on the web...
2006-08-02 04:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone who's really new at this whole thief business...
2006-08-02 04:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go lie down you're hallucinating
2006-08-02 04:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by *red_roses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋