f(x) goes into a bar and says,"Pint of beer and a cheese sandwich please."
The barman says," I can give you the beer but not the sandwich - we don't cater for functions here!"
2006-08-02 03:47:29 · 9 answers · asked by hippoterry2005 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
There's 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
2006-08-02 04:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
(maybe calculus required for my jokes)
What did the man at the beach do when he couldn't hear the ocean?
He tried to adjust the volume by shell
math pickup line: I wish i were a derivative so i could be tangent to your curves
Vector? I hardly know her!
2006-08-02 04:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by bpc299 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
square root of -69?
i 8 something
Constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil
Jewish kid was failing math so they sent him to a catholic school
He proceeded to get all A's
His parents asked him how he managed that.
He said "When I saw how they hung that guy on the plus sign,
I knew they meant business!"
2006-08-02 04:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by bob h 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dentists are better mathematicians than a doctor ( medical) why?
Dentists can count upto 32
2006-08-02 03:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dr M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
2006-08-02 03:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by bandit9312 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the mathematician arrested for terrorism?
Yeah, he was carrying weapons of math instruction!!
2006-08-02 04:53:36 · answer #6 · answered by Matto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do mathematicians find it difficult to drive??
because to them, compared to the length of the road, the width is negligible!
2006-08-02 04:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much is pi?
$2/slice.
2006-08-02 03:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by davidosterberg1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea!-- Wats 2+2=?
2006-08-02 03:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by akar 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋