with her husband to go with me and my wife to dinner? My love of her is strictly platonic, I understand why she is my wife's best friend. I'd like to see if she is capable of writing jokes for my act.
2006-08-02 03:42:50 · 25 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Thanks ranietsd.......I'm going to use that....
2006-08-02 03:51:49 · update #1
You are an idiot
2006-08-02 03:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by thesweetestthings24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No good can come of this, REALLY!
Think about it for a minute...how did you feel about your wife when you first fell for her...witty charming nice?????
I'm just saying that you should be aware of how your feeling and what that could mean down the road. You made a commitment of marriage and to indulge yourself by exploring this relationship(with wife's best friend) could and most likely will lead you down the wrong road no matter how "pure" your intentions started out.
2006-08-02 03:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by hoosierlady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ole Sausage Fingers. Up to your pathethic comic attemps again. Throw out a little bait and see what you can catch. Judging by the stupid remarks, you have fooled them again. The joke's on them. Are you trying to put some kind of comedy routine together? Your questioning style is oh so boring. Get a new schtick.
2006-08-02 04:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it platonic then what would be the harm. However if you should feel that you need to act on this love in a non-platonic way, then you should run screaming in the other direction.
2006-08-02 04:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by nothing anymore 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do not have any strong feeling for her and it is strictly business then you should go for it. If you are hiding some feelings you need to come straight out to your wife with it, be honest not a dog.
2006-08-02 03:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Sausage Fingers, you Fat Fingered ****! Go to the garage, get a ballpeen hammer. Smack your thumb. This will be less painful (and cheaper) than where you are headed. Platonic? My azz! Here's a fitting joke for your act.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse just called.”
2006-08-02 03:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems harmless enough, as long as things are as platonic as you say. You will probably end up having a great time!
2006-08-02 03:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♪ Nickels ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I wonder how grown-ups can ask stupid questions like this when they already know the answer.
With an attitude like that, I guess no answer will help, so be prepared to get your balls ripped off by her husband!
2006-08-02 03:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by ranietsd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run away, you are asking for a divorce. Your wife is not gonna feel secure if she thinks you love another female besides your mom..
2006-08-02 03:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by aimlynsmi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems as though it should be okay as long as things don't go too far beyond just that. Also, I think that your wife should be there when you ask her so she doesn't get the wrong impression.
2006-08-02 03:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by vvvlambert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your brains must have fallen onto a pile of sh*t belonging to Miss BuLL and flies hovered around it coz what you have been thinking of doing is just BU** SH** !!
2006-08-02 04:55:03 · answer #11 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋