what is it like to be a male?

Question

im just wondering
is it diferent
do you think its easier

Answer 1

It's like being a woman -- only different!

1) One mood -- all the time!

2) No worrying about which shoes go with which outfit.

3) Bald is sexy

4) Can pee almost anywhere, anytime.

5) You don't care if someone else wears the exact same outfit.

6) You are expected to pay for everything, even if you are the broke or poor one.

7) A woman expects you to be her slave, until something goes wrong, then you are expected to suddenly take charge & have the responsibility for instantly making everything better.

8) You are forced to date moody, flaky creatures who never explain herself, her needs, or her expectations of you (unless you are celibate or gay). If you do something wrong, you will get punished with the cold shoulder for a week without ever knowing what the 'ell just happened.

9) Your friends of the same gender speak in a simple, direct way that you can actually understand (No constantly asking yourself, "what does that mean" -- they told you what they meant.).

10) Exercise actually make our chest bigger.

11) We can eat more and not gain weight.

12) We produce more body heat, so we are not cold all the time.

13) No worrying about periods.

14) If someone kicks you between the legs, it actually hurts.

15) You are constantly distracted by everything remotely sexual that you see -- even if it is a fleeting glance out of the corner of your eye (That is worse, because imagination is a powerful thing -- one glance and you are obsessed all day long by that one image).

16) Being aroused is almost instantaneous and is caused by almost anything -- and it makes you pants tighter (I.E.: it is uncomfortable). Not to mention that EVERYONE can see it and start laughing. No hiding.

17) You are always expected to be the strong one who has to emotionally support everyone and fix everything, even if what you feel like doing at the moment is to crawl under your desk and cry.

18) You are not allowed to complain about anything, because that makes you look weak (women complain about everything).

19) You are constantly "bashed" for you gender and you get blamed for everything that goes wrong with the world since you are male. Random women whom you have never seen before walk up to you and yell at you for no reason simply because she is mad at her ex.

20) You are the one who is expected to make the first move in every relationship, and you are expected to know exactly what you are doing and how to do it. Mistakes are not tolerated and are instantly punished. You are the sole one who has to face the risk of rejection and fear of public embarrassment, or else you will be alone the rest of your life.

21) You are expected to be competent at everything, and to be able to fix everything, and to already know what to do in any given situation without being told.

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Ops! I almost forgot:

22) Being male is frustrating because most "male" activities, like protecting your family from wild animals or hunting for food -- are either frowned upon by civilized society or else are simply obsolete.

23) You also have fewer close friends, because you are suppose to be self -reliant. So you tend to be very lonely.

24) You are not allowed to ask for help (or directions) because it makes you look weak. But everyone makes fun of you because you never stop and ask (a catch-22).

Answer 2

Being a male is like having a second person living between your legs. This "friend" makes you feel REALLY good. "He" also sometimes takes over your thoughts and tries to convince you to do things contrary to what your own mind thinks is best for you.

To appease him, you have to give him an orgasm (preferably while he's in a woman's vagina), which makes him quiet down for awhile. Later in life, he lets up a bit, which makes things easier for you (so I hear from older guys).

It's like living in a huge and delicious buffet, most of which you can see and smell, but will never taste.

It's easier because there are fewer people who can dominate you physically and you can urinate wherever, whenever.

It's harder because the burden of providing and protecting is still there, even though the environment we developed in no longer exists for most of us. It's hard to fulfull the natural desire for hunting, providing, and protecting when you work in a factory or office.

That's one reason why so many guys are into violent sports and the outdoors. It's also one reason why guys get fat. Protecting and providing are great exercise, and our bodies are made for doing just that.

Answer 3

Like anything else, it has its advantages and disadvantages - as someone has already said, we can urinate while standing, which gives us many more opportunities to take care of that issue. However, women have that multiple orgasm thing that would be a real plus, and keep going in sexual encounters when most men have to head to the sidelines for awhile...

Not having the menstrual cycle and PMS would be a benefit on the male side, and the whole menopause thing can be somewhat of a drag too. I am glad that there are two sexes, and being a male is a good thing, and I like it. Not having experienced being a woman, I just keep trying to be the best guy that I can... and I guess that's all any of us can do...

Interesting question, and thanks for posting it...

Answer 4

In the U.S., it's definitely easier being a man, in my opinion. Men own everything over here. Even women in positions of power at a company work for, more than likely, a male owner, or male dominated board of directors. With a few exceptions, men less qualified will always get the job over a woman.
Plus, not having to put anything in our hair, on our face, worry if our breasts show enough, wonder if we should take out hamburger for dinner, worry about the kids at school, balance the checkbook, walk the dog, etc. etc. etc.... My wife does all that. I couldn't do her job.
The good thing though is she works 10 hours a day on top of everything she does at home with me and the kids... I sit at home, watch the kids a few hours, and play on the computer the rest of the day...
And still make more money than she does.
Fair? no. Am I going to do anything to change it? hell no.

Answer 5

I don't know if it is easier, because I don't know what is like to be a girl.

We usually have a lot of responsibilities when it comes to physical work and activites, and society has taught us not to show emotion. We also have shorter life expectancys.

But you girls have to deal with a period every month, and I am glad for that reason I am a guy!

Answer 6

I think its OK because we don't have period or are very emotialal but, other than that girls are better they have the better life style because girl don't have to worry about getting a guy and if you were a girl you get treated better so if I had to choose between being a girl and a boy. I would be a girl definitely.

Answer 7

that's something i have wondered myself. it has to be different because they have a d**k and they don't have a monthly visitor like we do. some things would be easier like peeing along the road and being able to stand while peeing. when i was younger, about 5, i once stood up and peed it went all over the seat. most of all i would like to have a d**k for just one day to see what it's like to have one. it's like Freud always said girls have pe*is envy.

Answer 8

Of course it's different. Emotionally, men are more serious and have a smoldering fire always burning. It probably is easier being male, because due to our ability to focus we don't overly concern ourselves with non-essentials.

Answer 9

It is fine. All though it can be tough with the reputaion that other males give on how males are stupid big brutes that are selfish

Answer 10

I would like to be male for a day to see what it feels like to penetrate a girl..or wack off....like having a mega clitoris....i'd probably be sticking my D**K in all kinds of stuff for the sensation...although i would like to keep my breasts at this time...i love my breasts!!! that would be awesome.

*oh yeah BTW..from what i heard about balls..i wouldn't want those...i hate seeing my hubby when he lays down and they squish in between his thighs...im like..does that hurt..he says no..i wouldn't want to find that out.