Do you and your signifigant otherfight over the pillows everynight?

Question

We have 9! pillows on our bed, and there are only 3 that I use;an almost flat regular pillow, a feather pillow that is lightly stuffed (I custom made this one) so that I can put it under my neck, and a big fluffy one that I either snuggle with or put under my shoulder blade. That leaves six, yes count 'em folks, six pillows for my hubby-and most of them end up on the floor or I wake up with them pushed in my face, yet almost every night he tries to steal one of mine. It has resulted in some funny pillow fights and a couple of inside jokes. Anyone else have a funny/qwerky night-time story/ritual/habit that they would like to share? Please keep it clean and amusing.

Answer 1

Well, I guess there are a few little things...My hubby and I have 4 pillows we sleep with, all exactly the same...we snuggle whe nwe sleep and he alsways has to have his pillow on top of mine so my head rolls backwards....it drives me nuts. :) And he some how ALWAYS pulls the comorter in a weird way so it's totally crooked.....:) I call that " combobulated" I tell him he's combobulated everything :)

Answer 2

we have 2 pillows and share 1. the other one usually gets tossed on the floor and the dog gets it.

i steal the blanket then use myself as his.

Answer 3

Mine is the comforter. The retard I sleep with pulls from the wrong end to cover himself and he ends up pulling my side off. then in the morning I look at the bed and wonder how it looks that bad.

Answer 4

we have 4 piollow on our bed and i only use 1 he will takr th other three and pile them on his side of the bed. i try to slepp as close to him as possible and use his pillows but whan my head falls between my pillow and his i wake up and move to my pillow.

Answer 5

No, we share them.