Okay this is for everyone who answered in the positive sense to my last question.
My personal favourite is to have him tied to the back of a bull in the Pamplona Bull race, and dragged for miles !!!
Will award points for the most original ?
2006-08-02 01:48:31 · 13 answers · asked by Ross B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Currently it is between Stevie GB & Emma *.
Come on kids this is worth 10 points
2006-08-02 02:05:19 · update #1
pain, lots and lots of pain......vocal chords removed with a wooden spoon, anal examination using the broad side of a surfboard, kebab skewers pushed into the inner ear, dip him in hot fudge sauce then roll him in fire ants, and then finally dress him up as a klu klux klan memeber and hand deliver him to ice T.
2006-08-02 02:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by emma a 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
buy a box- a pretty coloured box
take a friends dog for a walk...
pick up the doggy doo and place in the box
Smash up a glass...place the shared bits into the box
give it a good jiggle....
cover the mix with lots and lots of essential oils....
cover the mix with polystyrene balls
put the lid on
send it to Mr James Blunt
When he opens it and has a dig about...well you know the rest!!!
2006-08-02 08:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by willows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My housemeate hates him with a passion, so i'd keep him in the cupboard under my stairs and bring him out when she's stressed and she may beat him. I dread to think of the things she'd put him through.
Having said that i wouldn't want poor Henry, my hoover, to have to share such a confinfed space with such a man!!
2006-08-02 09:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Vix B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attach each of his limbs to 4 very large elephants then place a mouse on his chest and sit back and enjoy the results
2006-08-02 08:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by thebean75 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him permanently confined within the Big Brother house, with no prospect of release. Never, ever. Then cancel the TV series.
2006-08-02 08:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by grpr1964 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nail his tongue to a table in the desert and the vultures can eat him.
Not so bootiful now are ya.
2006-08-02 08:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by sling it bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont want the points just happy with your question I would love nothing better!
2006-08-02 08:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ripped apart by a group of rabid raccoons, then dipped in butter and dropped in cage full of red ants
2006-08-02 08:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by Funnyaccountant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like james blunt ok he has great songs and a great voice plus hes kind of hot
2006-08-02 09:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by reba s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm...have him listen to his own album over and over again....Or rig up a bungie cord to his genitals and throw him off a bridge overhanging hot magma so if his junk rips off he will also fall into lava.
2006-08-02 11:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by FlamingBananasplit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋