Does anyone out there find number 1's annoying. When you need to do a no.1 it always seems to be more urgent than a number 2 and you can mature a number 2 to full ripeness - you know - to the point where your bottom is actively bubbling before having to do it - lovely; but a number 1 always has to be done at the most inconvenent times - and women as I have said before on another question/answer, always seem to have to do number 1's and possibly number 2's as well for all I know, before going into the cinema - particularly annoying if you got there late and it causes you to miss the beginning of the film!!!
I don't know about normal cosmetic surgery - but wouldn't it be nice if you could have a urinary bypass back to your bowls - so you never have to do number 1's ? Am I wishing in vain - or is such an operation possible ? If it is - I bet it's only if you are piddling everywhere uncontrollably and have to have it done - but by choice - I wonder - could it be done privately ? Oh Bliss!
2006-08-02 01:09:15 · 14 answers · asked by beiterspace 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
I want to clear something up - I am not incontinent - just lazy and increasingly want an easy life !
2006-08-02 01:21:10 · update #1
from a surgical point of view .. it's easy and possible .. from a a medical point it could cause harms to the bowl and rectum parts as the tissue there is not prepared to accept the strong acidic liquids of the urine .. unlike the strong alkaline substances of the **** .. so by time it would cause blockage in some way or another .. from an ethical point .. you are so weired cause the frequency to go to the toilet will be doubled either ways ..
Best advice to you .. is to keep on diet .. that leaves no wastes in your body .. this is also possible .. like astronauts
2006-08-02 04:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by ohwaw 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Good question, it would save time. The one guy has a point about us passing more liquid than solid. But I have a solution, don't bypass to your bum, instead run the tube down the back of your leg (under the skin) then let it come out on your heel, and it can just leak out all day. PLease please do not wear boots or closed shoes after the modification though. Let me know how it goes I am very interested to have the same done.
2006-08-02 02:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are talking about some kind of permenant catheter bag?
It is possible but only under medical guidelines.
If you are severely incontinant then yes it will be done.
But privately i don't think this will be done either unless there is a real need.
2006-08-02 01:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catheters are available for the likes of you. You need to become familiar with aseptic technique when you insert them. This technique avoids UTI's. When you look at it, going the normal way wjen you have the facilties to do it is a lot less work and hassle!
2006-08-02 17:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should train yourself not to go for a no.1 everytime you feel to go!One, you will train your bladder muscles and prevent wetting yourself when your are older and two you will mentally become stronger so will be able to resist the urge! Surgery is not always the answer, discipline your own body!
2006-08-02 01:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being a female I love number ones some feel quite nice to be truthful not only this but it gives us an excuse for a private gossip ie when we go to the toilet in pairs + and allows us a good snoop in other peoples houses. x
2006-08-02 01:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The operation you refered to is real. It is usually done to people who can't control their peeing. You'll just have to find a doctor who does that sort of operation and convince him that you need it. Good luck.
2006-08-02 01:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would die shortly after.
Our bodies process far more liquid than solids because our body comprises of mainly water.
If I were you I'd think about some other way to modify your body.
2006-08-02 01:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by JeffE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you want is one of those Stillsuits from Dune - it recycles bodily fluids and waste, then you get to drink it again as pure water. Hmmm... leathery!
2006-08-02 01:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try Kegel exercises, bladder training.. to help u gain control in ur number 1.
2006-08-02 01:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by garfield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋