2006-08-02 00:23:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
God you lot are experts, scary how many tricks you all know!!!
2006-08-02 01:03:08 · update #1
1) Resign
2) Ask to take today off
3) Beat up your supervisor just so you can get fired.
4) Check yourself into a hospital and tell your supervisor that you are sick
5) Ask your wife/sons/daughters/parents to purposely hurt themselves really badly; just so you can have a reason to take today off to attend to your loved ones.
2006-08-02 00:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by knitting guy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
cough continuously, put some blush on your cheeks, eat something really hot that causes your nose to run, and if its hot sauce then pour a little on your shirt so they think you got sick on it. Keep going to the bathroom and talk to your co workers about how you enjoy your job so much that when the doctor told you to stay home today (contagious) you refused to do so.
Or (option 2) If you are at work now then JUST FAINT! Fall down and close your eyes. (roll your eyes back in your head when you do) Oh go to the bathroom first pour some water on your forehead so it appears to be excessive sweating. Wiggle your fingers fast so they think your having tremors. Heck you may even get lucky enough to get a ride home in the bosses Cadillac.
Take my advice..
My kids do this stuff all the time on school mornings so I am an expert at this! lol
Have a good day! :o)
2006-08-02 00:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sad Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Works every time:
You need a couple of sachets of salt and a pint of warm water.
Complain that you don't feel to good, 10 minutes later go to the toilet. Mix the salt and warm water, then down it in one just before you leave the toilet.
Sit down at your desk, a couple of minutes later you'll throw up.
You'll get sent home without even having to ask.
2006-08-02 01:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by ralphseviltwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feign illness or stomach trouble or even worse diahhoreha and get to go home. Otherwise have someone call you with urgent message. Like someone saying Come quick I've broken my leg and I'm at the hospital needing help. Text your friend to call with a get out excuse.
2006-08-02 00:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by hollycatherine99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you had to help this poor fella out over a scanner problem he had, your bosses will understand, there all extremely nice people who are so understanding, caring, overgenerous with wage payments. I would'nt be surprised if they tell you to take the rest of the week off(with full pay) and get that poor scannered prob'ed bloke sorted.
Failing that your car won't start!!!
2006-08-02 03:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're going to feign illness, rub fragrance free soap on your forehead as this brings your temperature up & a little pale make up under the eyes work a treat!
2006-08-02 00:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by jojoh73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start complaining that you feel sick, then in about half an hour run to the toilets making a bit of a scene, and then ask to go home
2006-08-02 00:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go into the toilet and slap yourself around the face a few times until red, come out of toilet complaining that you are not feeling too great! Tell boss you feel like sh1t, he should let you go home, as he won't want you dying on the premises!
2006-08-02 01:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
S**t on the boss' desk - you soon won't have to work there anymore. If that seems a bit extreme - tell them you've got sunstroke. Everyone's done that in my office today and its bloody raining!!!
2006-08-02 00:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not there yet - fake a tragic accident and call in after "situations have changed"
Already there - prepare a mixture of karo surup, black cherry kool-aid and cherry jell-o. put this in your mouth and spit it up on your bosses shoe. vomiting blood=free day off.
2006-08-02 00:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by f1le_f0und 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋