if so, what did they say to convince you. and did it instill in you a new found respect for their gonads.
2006-08-02 00:09:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
yup and i still use them to my advantage if i have to...
2006-08-02 00:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Damn it I knew it! God made is so that women wouldn't have to take the trouble finding a Guy's weak point, They come around all flirty - It pokes through their trousers - and then you exploit its vulnerability.
I got kicked by a little 4'6' girl 2 feet shorter than myself who did JUDO! ( I assert I did nothing to deserve this and she just felt like it, I did nothing to incur this punishment - she was my sister's friend and I was talking to my sister when all of a sudden I saw the rapid movement of my leg and then stars). Followed by *gasp* and then *giggle giggle*.
Although she mostly missed because of her inexperience, short legs and bad aim - I was subdued, and I would rather be stabbed in the eye ball 7 times with a steaming hot poker and then butt-raped by a gang of six men (and i'm straight) than be kicked really hard in the testicles.
Guys are born knowing that their testicles are the most sensitive and vulnerable part of their body and even if they have never been hit a hardwired reflex will initiate protective procedure number: 'Jerk your knee', 'Cover your crotch', 'Shield Sergeant Shag', 'Divert Descending Doom' and 'Protect poor Peter' in response to any threat detected directly below the belt.
I've had what I believe to be permenant damage after an earlier encounter (also undeserved, unexpected and uncalled for - considering that I was standing up reading a book! - She just had nothing better to do on a hot day) with inconsiderate, sadist women much like yourselves jkz :) and still have troulbe running - I dont know why I am sharing all this with you - I doubt this inspiring and informative insight will induce your sympathy and serve only to make you stronger :P. You expect us to respect your body, while you have no respect for our bits and bobs.
Lol, sorry you ladies are lovely really you make life complete, I Just had to have my say and maybe have you crack a smile :P. Obviously you are naturally armed with the means to shut me up (your feet). Peace.
2006-08-02 07:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't need to be convinced, I can just imagine getting hit in a fleshy part like that would hurt anyway, but a newfound respect? No, but it's good to remember that when a guy has his hands on you and won't let go-sometimes even they forget how bad it hurts, enough not to protect them at the right times.
2006-08-02 07:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, guys don't have to try and convince me. I see them roll around on the floor holding their crotch when they get hit in the nuts, and I can tell it hurts. I don't need any more info than that.
2006-08-02 07:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... I kicked my boyfriend in the nuts while playing... The look on his face convinced me pretty good. Try it :))))
2006-08-02 07:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by kichka_2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah well thats when I refer to passing a watermelon size kid through the sacret whole...they usually shut right up
2006-08-02 07:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Roxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no matter what, every time feels like it was worse than the last
2006-08-02 07:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pete the koala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋