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the rule is there are no rules.. u can write whatever you want in your answer (a critic, a poem, a joke, you can give your opiniopn about something or somebody, you can promote something.. but you HAVE to astonish me.. so get creative and you will be awarded 10 points. good luck

Answer 1

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy
couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet
daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper
fashion and when they reached 20, their parents
thought it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng
chais" ( handsome guys ).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on
their honeymoon.

As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr & Mrs
Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night
experience. So, before the daughters went on their
respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them......" Your
father and I want to know about your 1st night
encounters and whether you were satisfied.

Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your
husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to
describe your experiences".

So, the excited daughters were off.

A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It
was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD
CHARTERED". They immediately took the newspaper and
looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah!
here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard
Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY" Mr & Mrs.
Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it
was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So,
again they took the neswpaper and looked for the
Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. "NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL
THE LAST DROP". Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another.
There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became
worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled
and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to
figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES".

Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest
store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages
frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs.Ng grabbed the page
and read aloud.

Before she could finish .THUMP!!!...she fell off her
chair. The motto was... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES
A DAY. NON-STOP."

Answer 2

im 16 yrs pld i am writing a book that acctually could be published. I have been playing chess since i was 3 i think that the ppl who answered are pervs i know the geek code back to front i know kibo i like star trek I write code i use code i vist both ethical and non ethical hack sites for fun. Im bored and i havent slept in two days how are you im ranting i play vgs a lot i want gunz to come back online im bored are you astonished holy smokes im falling out of my seat i cant feel my right arm

Answer 3

hey hey hey i have something to say

hope evryone is going to read this message.becoz evryone is going to like this message especially who r interested in astronomy (like me).

Moons on 27 Aug 2006 Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

wow isn't this great
now people dont miss the mars.
maybe if u dont see this august u will never get to see it again.....

so remember frnds.
on 27th august 12:30 am

Answer 4

An American, A Mexican and an African American are walking down the beach. They come across a lamp in the sand and the African American picks it up to rub it off.

A Genie comes out, and says " Normally I give 3 wishes, but since 3 of you found me, I will give you each one.. starting with you who picked me up."

The African American thinks for a moment and says " I wish that me and all my African American brothers and sisters here in the United States were back in Africa, and happy." The Genie makes it so. All the African Americans that were in America, are now back in Africa, free and happy.

The Genie looks at the Mexican and tells him it's his turn.

The Mexican thinks for a moment and says " I wish that me, and all my Mexican brothers and sisters were back in Mexico and happy." The Genie makes it so. All the Mexicans that were in America, are now back in Mexico, free and happy.

The Genie looks at the American, and tells him it's his turn.

The American thinks for a minute.. and says " You're telling me that all the African Americans are in Africa, and all the Mexicans are in Mexico? Well... I'll have a coke then."

Answer 5

Suicial Teen
Sometimes i get so lonely,
no friends are at my side.
It's then that I shall fantasize,
of death and suicide.
I can see no happy endings,
to my screwed up life.
And then I think,
"Hey, why don't I just end it with a knife!".
I lay in bed and cry at night,
with no one to console me.
I think I'm gonna die tonight,
unless someone controls me.
So now you've read my poem,
you've seen my point of veiw.
Too bad death's irreversable,
I didn't think it through.

Answer 6

In March of 2005, I almost died due to depression and alcoholism. Over a period of several months, I clawed my way out and began a whole new life without drugs or doctors. I felt so energized and grateful, I decided to build a website to celebrate my new life. Check it out: http://www.geocities.com/seabulls69/home.html

From near death to a new life in about a year. Astonishing!

'nuff said?

Answer 7

2 Things I hate about People

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here dumbass???

People who are willing to get off their *** and search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to to walk to the TV and change the channel manually!

Answer 8

Here`s a joke.. you act really tired and when someone asks you what`s wrong you say... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted. My niece loves this joke I don`t know why.

Answer 9

There was a young lady of Kew,
Who said as the Vicar withdrew,
"The Priest is slicker,
And quicker and thicker,
And two inches longer than you."

Answer 10

There is no better place to find good advice about life, business dealings and fear than from people who have gone through it before.