The other day I was at Dairy Queen and I order a large dipped cone, and they didn't get it dipped thick enough, so when it froze, the shell cracked, and ice cream ran down the cone and dripped on me..
It was probably a Jew that caused it, don't you think?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 23:16:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk! Those Jews, always messin' up somebody.
2006-08-01 23:16:36 · update #1
With a few exceptions you people are either weird and stupid. Read Allyhops comment. This was a joke. It is not about hating Jews.
2006-08-02 00:04:21 · update #2
make that weird or stupid
2006-08-02 00:04:55 · update #3
Want to guess how many don't get it?
2006-08-01 23:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by alleypop 1 · 10⤊ 3⤋
According to me the Jews are and were the most torched,from the time of the Roman empire. The economy of the Americans today is totally handeled by the Jews.From the scientists, 40%of them were the Jews. Einstein was a Jew himself. Jews are good warriors. I do not hate them.
2006-08-01 23:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really a waste of time hating some religion/culture. You should worry about your own life more; you'd be a lot happier. Why spend time with hate in your heart? You may laugh and say I'm Hallmark cheesy....but you're only making yourself miserable. I'm sure they aren't losing any sleep b/c you hate them. Big wah. Besides, fat people are much more fun to hate....no I'm just kidding....that was a joke....
2006-08-01 23:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't hate Jews, I respect their belief. I only don't like Israeli Government & Military for their brutal acts of genocide.
2006-08-01 23:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by I-Rahi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb, dumb Christians. don't you know that Jews view all non-Jews as gentiles and corrupted Jesus' teachings so that instead of worshiping the one and only god you would bow down and pray to a Jew. What a bunch of fools. If Jesus was god then who was he always praying to? His father? I thought he and his father were one in the same, along with the holy ghost. So why didn't he pray to the Holy Ghost too? why didn't he pray to himself too? he prayed to GOD. His master and our master. But you all have been taught that he died for your sins and all of that rubbage, so all you have to do is be good and believe in him and you'll go to heaven. NO! you only go to heaven on your own deeds. no one died for your sins, you are responsible for your own actions, that's why you have free will, to decide between good and bad for yourself. Jesus believed in god because he was a blessed and chosen prophet and was a messenger of god. Not because he decided to visit earth and forgive everyone, and allow them to do whatever they want so long as they believe in him. They have you praying to a Jew, and took all of the teeth out of religion so that you eventually would be corrupted. Religion is not all about love, it is also about being good and being responsible to your own actions before god. If god rewards he also also punishes and there's nothing wrong with that.
2006-08-01 23:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by makavelllii 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hate is such a wasted emotion. While you're busy hating someone, they're busy getting on with their life and not really caring about how you feel.
2006-08-01 23:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dumb, dumb Christians. Don't you know that Jesus (Joshua) and his mother Mary were Jews and yet you get down on your knees and pray to them. Aren't you aware that the Christian religion is merely reformed Judaism. That is how it got its start from pure, simple Jewish basics. So if you hate Jews you also hate your God and his mama.
2006-08-01 23:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by wunderkind 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You may be on to something. Was the cone kosher?
2006-08-01 23:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're the ones who made Murphy's Law , a law !
2006-08-01 23:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jews are perfectly fine. Its just the pesty zionists who get on ur nerves killing ur people.
2006-08-01 23:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
there are good Jews and there are bad Jews
simple as that
the bad jews dont love nothing and no one but jews
and they dont respect other nations
2006-08-01 23:35:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋