who would win a battle of wits. I think Don would tear Simon a new butthole out. Simon's a hockey puck
2006-08-01 21:42:28 · 6 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Don would eat Simon Cowell and crap out little Sam Kinisons.
2006-08-01 22:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by eyebum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don Rickles is a comedy giant. Simon Cowell is just a cranky Englishman.
2006-08-01 22:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by georgespigott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don Rickles is certainly funnier than Simon Cowell....but then, most people are funnier than Simon. I can't even see them in the same room.
2006-08-01 22:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget Rickles, how about George Carlin? I think he would have more than seven dirty words for Simon #@%$ Cowell.
2006-08-01 22:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by roninscribe80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don Rickles!! No contest.
2006-08-01 21:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by katatpeace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don,hands down.
2006-08-02 00:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by cindycara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋