No profanity please and try to be funny. We all know Bush IS a joke, so don't use that one.
2006-08-01 21:02:52 · 7 answers · asked by martin b 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
The joke is on us, only no one is laughing.
2006-08-01 21:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
there are many variations to this joke but the punchline is the same in each case.
2006-08-01 21:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by Spiritual but not religious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl was talking to President Bush about whales. Mr. Bush told her that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the President reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
Mr. Bush asked, "What if Jonah went to the other place?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
2006-08-01 21:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Fennylaise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once Bush found a one dollar note which was torn.so he bought a very strong adhesive tape for 3 dollar and repaired it.
and so the budget deficit is still a mystery.
2006-08-01 21:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by zeus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush was walking by the swimming pool and saw some one was shouting ''help help help''... ''don't cry at all,see I don't'' Bush said.
2006-08-01 21:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time,there was a man who thought himself as the survivor of the world .you know what was his name??sure you know///
2006-08-01 21:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by melin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see this:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush
2006-08-01 21:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anirudh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋