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with a bear ... when he spots you tresspassing in his blueberrie patch

2006-08-01 21:02:03 · 8 answers · asked by asdfgh 2 in Dining Out United States Other - US Dining Out

Glock ...."smock" ... says the bear an chews it up next ............

2006-08-02 09:04:31 · update #1

8 answers

RUN>>>>>>>>>>He can have the darn blueberries!!!

2006-08-01 21:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by teashy 6 · 0 0

How can you negotiate? The bear cant speak english and you can't speak bear. You might as well eat them and then the bear will eventually eat you. You both get the berries

2006-08-01 21:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 1 0

I pull out my glock 9mm and explain clearly who's blueberry patch it is..

2006-08-01 21:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by sincity usa 7 · 0 0

first play dead!! if that don't work shoot the BEAR with a hand gun and take all his berries away!

2006-08-01 23:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by BUDOKAI 1 · 0 0

you explain nicely that you're a vegetarian and he isn't so it's only fair that you have the berries, i'm sure he'll understand .

2006-08-05 15:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

with blue berries and a smile and u better have alot

2006-08-01 21:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You ask him for your life in exchange for your honey in your pocket.lol

2006-08-01 21:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by utlcutl 3 · 0 0

you dont

2006-08-05 17:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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