Who can tell me the best joke for a pretty 10 points? this shouldnt be hard. As long as it isnt an ethnic, racist, or religious joke, you could get a very easy 10 points.
I Repeat NO ETHNIC, RACIST OR RELIGIOUS JOKES. This is meant to be fun, not offensive.
2006-08-01 21:01:40 · 5 answers · asked by Ravenfire 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
All funny so far...but not quite worth 10 points yet. keep it up people. and this isnt your last chance, i will post the same thing again maybe 1 or 2 per day.
2006-08-01 21:17:01 · update #1
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
2006-08-02 12:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by xbilbiex 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol ok here goes :
On hearin that her grandpa died, Katie went to console her grandma ..
Katie : Im sorry grandma . SO how did he die
Grandma: Well he died when we was makin love last wednesday
Katie : oh.. That happens to ppl when to do it when they are over 80
Grandma:Oh no .. We hardly do it .. We only do it when the church bels are on .. like 'Ding' In and 'Dong' out ..
Katie : oh then ?
Grandma: well he would have still be alive ifonly....................................THE DAMN ICE CREAM TRUCK DIDNT COME !!!
(if u didnt get the joke then the ice cream truck interupt the rythem and the granpa went faster liek DING DING DING !!)
2006-08-02 04:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by Me ! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude can i tell a joe momma joke your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the wales started singing we are familyyou are fatter than me
2006-08-02 04:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by emo_lover_dude2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"why don't blind people skydive?"
because it scares the hell out of the dog.
2006-08-02 04:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by rcsanandreas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you seen stevie wonder's house?
neither has he.
2006-08-02 04:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by yawmee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋