2006-08-01 20:19:36 · 8 answers · asked by vanilla_dropz 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Well, if you're in America, you can sue the pants off the person who sent you the card for injury and emotional distress. :D
Sue the makers of the card, too, for making it a dangerous product.
2006-08-01 20:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that sucksu got a paper cut from a get well card 1st u were sick than u get a cut
2006-08-02 03:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing that happens when you get a paper cut from any other source. It bleeds.
2006-08-02 03:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by MyNameHere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to ask an ironic question on yahoo answers.
2006-08-02 03:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rico 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get another get well card...
2006-08-02 03:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go ahead cry some tears, can't get any ironic then this
2006-08-02 03:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by allways_dejavu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your finger gets s'well'en. (No puns involved)
2006-08-02 03:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♤ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your hat will fall of your head
2006-08-02 04:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by zilber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋