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No more soggy tissues piling up in the bin.

2006-08-01 20:03:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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If you get it working I always have lots of used tissues in the bin - it could heat my whole house in winter! My personaly invention is a SD card similar to those tiny things that you put in the side of your computer. But about the size of a credit card. I thought it could have an ID number on it. Maybe, some personal information like medical records. But have your photo and name printed on the outside. It could then be used as a multiple use card. Credit card, debit card, car insurance cerificate, identity card, TV licence (or license), driving licence, personal phone book ( if a little LCD display was added) and of course an SD card that you could put in your computer to identify yourself to your computer securely. This would allow more secure online transactions like banking, shopping and so on. You could carry one card instead of a wallet full. It would be self - financing, the banks would love it. Instead of all producing their own cards - they would share just one and share the cost. The £90 the UK government is thinking of spending, per person, on iD cards would be saved. But it would never work..... Far too bloody sensible. They will pay an army of people to write reports on the new identify card, typing with one finger and taking until 2009. Then the banks will go to chip and pin - mark II - because Mark I - is a fraudulent mess. The Insurance companies will continue to issue fire insurance policies on paper that - err - burns. Maybe, you could invent fireproof fire insurance policies, next! Or spontaneously combusting policies that burn in the presence of smoke. Insurance companies would love that - it would save them paying out on fire insurance - if all the policies burnt too. Once you've got one spontaneous combustion invention to work there are lots of other things that need burning. Tax forms, junk mail, council tax bills. Increasing the energy value of combusible items would be good. So we could all tell British gas to bugger off and keep warm in winter burning, tissues, junk mail, bills, newspapers, cornflake packets, dried up teabags, the list is endless. Keep working on it - try to put the stuff in a spray can. That would be handy. Just spray and combust. You'll need a catch phrase if it's going to catch on!

2006-08-02 00:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 3 0

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2016-10-01 09:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I guess you get a cauterised nose instead

2006-08-01 20:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by andyoptic 4 · 1 0

I invented fire retardent noses. Let's get together!

2006-08-01 20:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by scotsman 5 · 0 1

you could just leave IT alone instead

2006-08-02 09:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by squalalala 2 · 0 1

What sneeze and burn your nose.

2006-08-01 20:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by SEAN S 2 · 0 1

i have cracked in my projects...please!

2006-08-01 20:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by aRnObIe 4 · 0 1

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