How do you eat yourself until you disappear?

Answer 1

Stop eating food.
Your body will start to "consume itself" as a natural response.
First your fat will disappear, the muscles. Eventually you will die and thus disappear.

Answer 2

Well, there are many ways to do this.
Firstly, you could print a picture of yourself and eat the picture.

Secondly, my fav, would be to slowly eat your nails and limbs and eat very slowly so that much time passes and by the time you have eaten only part of yourself, you'll be dead.

If you happen to be a weird creature that disapears when the sun comes up, start eating yourself right before the sun rises. This way will do the least amount of damage to yourself/ not have to eat a lot of yourself.

The above method also works if the end of the world is comming, you are about ready to get hit by a large bomb, or you are about ready to be teleported into a spaceship.

I would use some salt, cause.. that is what you do with most meat... Or Steak sauce!

Use a fork or something. You may want to cook yourself before you start eating so you don't get sick or get blood everywhere.

But last but certainly not least, make sure you listen to some good mucis like Mansun's "Attack of the Grey Lantern" album. It will help lesses the pain. Oh yeah, you may want some pain medicine if you go too far with the eating thing!!

Oh, just thought of another one... You could be put on life support and fed yourself until there is nothing left to feed. Oh yes...

Mavis knows.... :)
(Warning: don't try this at home)

Answer 3

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. He orders a beer and starts sipping it slowly. After about three hours of nursing the one beer, the bartender wanders over and asks, "Would you like another beer."

Descartes considers this and finally replies, "I think not."

Poof. He disappears.

Answer 4

by destroying the core essence of yourself in favor of other peoples versions of what you should be. many a person has erased themselves in this way, including me, until now.

Answer 5

You go to eat porridge with Wittgenstein and as you listen to him talk, ............................

little by little you attain enlightenment and naturally disappear.

Answer 6

It's impossible.

Answer 7

That would be pretty neat, but where would you go after that?

Answer 8

maybe as PERSONALITY
-then -it's a question about developng bad ideas about you inside you ... and this can destroy you as a personality ...