2006-08-01 19:03:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I think I would go with the classic "I was drunk and the Hamster talked me into it" excuse.
2006-08-01 19:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is disgusting. That poor turtle. Tell your wife that you had an affair with your pet turtle. You may want to get her drunk before doing so.
2006-08-01 19:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by sobefobik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sit her down and calmly explain that you got your turtle pregnant and that you to will need to buy lots of cribs and cages adn an assortment of food because your not sure what they will look like or what they will need....
2006-08-01 19:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by ill_be_up_in_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh and 2 points buddy!
2006-08-01 19:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by yelloerose07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate it when that happens. she'll probably want to know what does the turtle have that she doesnt? tell her you wanted more of a challenge. tell her if she'd wear a armadillo hat more often, you'd rather be with her. tell her the good thing about this is you wont have to pay child support. that your taking things "slow", good luck......
2006-08-01 19:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by savedin1970 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously? Well, sit her down and break the news with her. Just be sure t choose your words wisely.
2006-08-01 19:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deny deny deny! i think it would be hard to prove a turtle baby looks like it's father. and don't go to the maury povich show whatever you do.
2006-08-01 19:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think? but it's not possible, unless your penis is as small as turtle penis! Tell her, she will just think you are joknig.
2006-08-01 19:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tan D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Demand a paternity test!!
2006-08-01 19:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Shadow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheh. Tell he she is going to be a gramma. LOL OMG So Funny.
2006-08-01 19:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by Windwispers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋