2006-08-01 18:16:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I thought I was the only one.
I once found myself standing in this isle where they display small cheap lava lamps, black lights and children's decorative lamps, I must of been there for an hour....
Or I go look at the fish,all those tiny blue aquariums...and since its WalMart nobody ever asks you if you need help with anything, you can just stare for hours. Sometimes bad customer service is a bonus.
2006-08-01 20:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by rxqueen♥ † 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, actually I do. See, here's the thing... People hate the fact that I shop there because they sell cheap stuff. I guess you could call them Wal-MArt protestors. Anyway, as I walk up to the store I always get stoned by tossed rocks,... usually right in the face or sides,... until I am a bloody mess. They like to throw rocks at all people, both coming and going inside the store.
One time I got so stoned that I literally fell into my shopping cart from the massive blow to the head, that I rolled all the way down the parking lot and into the main highway. That was a bad day. -_-
2006-08-02 01:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by williampetersen7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i love going to Wal-Mart, I just love seeing products that drive American business out of their misery. Oh am I stoned when I go there? Not at all, totally aware that Wal-Mart is killing the local businesses and I love "made in China"!
2006-08-02 01:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by Shangri-La 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont have wal-mart in australia lol but I like to get stoned generally before I go most places!
2006-08-02 01:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jade H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right in the parking lot!! Then I stroll around for a few hours just playing with the toys and trying to figure if more of the kids in there are just butt-ugly or retarded. Then I usually grab some more gummi lifesavers (usually already eaten a bag) and a Live Wire, and get the hell outta there. Freaks I tell ya, purely entertainment value.
2006-08-02 01:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by Marlene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't get stoned to go to Wal-Mart. I'm pretty mellow when I get stoned. I like to stay at home.
2006-08-02 11:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,then you realize "hey,this freakin' isle is taking an atrochous amount of time to get to the other end" or you wander into the music selection section only to suddenly realize you've been in there for like an hour or so but remember that it's only been 10 minutes.It's that crazy time space continuum thing sucking ya into its vortex.
2006-08-02 01:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by unmovingasp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uncle bubba says I don't get high (I'm an okie from Muskogee) and I say anyone who puts down Wal-Mart needs to think about the fact that Wal-Mart may own your town someday...!!!
2006-08-02 01:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by uncle.bubba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but I usually try to get stoned before I go to most places
2006-08-02 01:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by tranquilized_inaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but a lot of people do. I live in a city where thats the biggest event...wal mart. enhance it with weed and you can have a party in housewares, lol. thanks for the points. blessed be.
2006-08-02 01:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ravenfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋