English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Alright, here we go.
The best "quotes" from the following 3 shows.

1- Family Guy
2- The Simpsons
3- Seinfeld

I guess I will dictate this one and pick the funniest answers. Good luck!!!

2006-08-01 17:46:44 · 14 answers · asked by D-Dawg489 2 in Entertainment & Music Television

14 answers

family guy: "i want a ice cream, with no sprinkles, and for every sprinkle i find , i shall kill you"
simpsons :< smithers, singing in a low, sexy, breathy voice, like marilyn monroe> "happy birthday, mr. burns...happy birthday to you"
seinfeld: "but i don't want to be a pirate!"

2006-08-01 19:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

1.(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

2.Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

3.I can't stand Seinfeld so can't comment here, sorry.

2006-08-01 17:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Simpsons- the episode where the nuclear plant was about to blow
Smithers: Mr Burns, I love you
Mr. Burns: Well thank you for making my last minute on earth socially awkward

2006-08-01 17:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0 0

1) This guys a phony! nothing but a fat phony!

2) I love these lazy saturdays. not like those fake saturdays

3) George Costanza: I know a guy who took a vacation on his change.
Jerry: Where'd he go, the arcade?

2006-08-01 17:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by rimrocka 3 · 0 0

From Family Guy...

"What do you want for Christmas Stewie?"

"Dead Lois."

2006-08-01 18:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by MK 1 · 0 0

"I NEVER apologize. I'm sorry, but that is just the way I am", Homer Simson, The Simpsons

2006-08-01 17:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dan 5 · 0 0

1-"you like that? well you shouldn't, cuz that's my side boob!"
2- Doh! or the homer drool
3- "No soup for you!"

2006-08-01 17:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

1. giggity giggity
2.SKINNER!
3.no soup for you

2006-08-01 17:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by glock509 6 · 0 0

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

2006-08-01 17:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by sml1091 1 · 0 0

2.mmmm... donuts

2006-08-01 17:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Mind_maze 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers