If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science
Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids. Enjoy.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon, and nature hates a vacuum - I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g.
abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
borax, and the abdominal cavity The brainium contains the brain; the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
2006-08-01 17:21:44 · 22 answers · asked by Rosie : 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sounds like my employees are in your class...That's cute, have a great night!!!
2006-08-01 17:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is so cute! And I especially like the one on delaying the milk turning sour... Way cute! See......... Kids are beautiful....... â¥
2006-08-02 01:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is only cute if they were toddlers and were not actually learning abiout this in school. If they are in grammar school or higher, than it is sad.
I can see 5 year olds answering this way, in which case, YES cute and clever.
2006-08-02 00:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by #1 auntie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
way too funny couldn't stop laughing lol. just hilarious.kids do say the darnest things.one time art asked if a kids' perants were democrats or republicans he answered thier baptists.
2006-08-02 00:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by illprayforyou 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oI laughed and laughed. Kids are so cute especially how their little minds work. They get the 10 points!!!
2006-08-02 00:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by cdl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the darnedest things. That was pretty cute.
2006-08-02 00:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Sounds like my kids.
2006-08-02 00:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man! that sounds like stuff people in my sophmore class would put on a science test today! and they might get away w/ it, depending on the teacher.
2006-08-02 00:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by MissDrama91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just tooooooooooooo funnnyyyyyyyy!!! I have to email this to a friend who is always sending me funny jokes!.
2006-08-02 00:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by ttwobearsplusone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
School kids now adays are so clever!
2006-08-02 02:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋