Are these verses from Islam doctrine the stupidest passages ever written?

Question

Bukhari:V6B61N550 “The Prophet said, ‘It is a bad thing some of you say,“I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur’an.” For truly, I have been caused by Allah to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur’an because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.’”
Tabari I:299 “Scholars of the nation of our Prophet say, ‘The tree which Allah forbade Adam and his spouse to eat was wheat.’”
Tabari I:321 “When Eve became heavy with her first pregnancy, Satan came to her before she gave birth and said, ‘Eve, what is that in your womb?’ She said, ‘I do not know.’ He asked, ‘Where will it come out from-your nose, your eye, or your ear?’ She replied, ‘I do not know.’”
Tabari I:299 “It was the cover of fingernails that had kept their secret parts concealed.”

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good grief, am I the only one in existance that realizes the Old Testament was revised which gives us the New Testament.So slow your roll genious!

Oh and by the way for all these speculative and assumtive people stumbling over themselves to post ignorant responses.I am not a christian.
Now how ya like them apples?

Then translate it for me smarty pants.Waiting........................

Still waiting...................

I said Islam doctrine genious, stop with the spin.

still awaiting for G to give us the holy translations......................................

waiting..............standby G is fumbling through his house looking for the holy quran interpreter machine.

Wait we have another contestant.Soccerlife wishes to provide us with the holy translations to..................waiting........................

Times up, well folks looks like soccerlife and G are lost in the sauce tune in next millenium for the translations .Buh bye.

Answer 1

How much are the christian fascists paying you to post sh!t like this?

Answer 2

Insulting other religion, faith and belief is a sin as per the bible, qurron, githa etc. I dont have the capacity to quote the references and pages of the content. In general the religiona have to help to peace and harmony betwen the people. The religions which are contributing against the peace are terrorists. We can find the names of the arrests involved in terrorism of the world governments, most of the given names are represent in the in only one holy document. I dont want to say further about the question. We have to develop peace in the world, then only we could be consider we are all following religions of any.

Answer 3

Those verses aren't even from the Qur'an. "Bukhari" and "Tabari" aren't the names of any chapters in the Qur'an. The Qur'an is the only doctrine that Muslims follow. So what exactly are you trying to pull here?
And as some other people have already mentioned, verses can be taken randomly from anywhere in any book, whether it be the BIble or Qur'an or Torah, and they will not make any sense.

Answer 4

The Bible itself says: “men spoke from God as they have been borne alongside by using holy spirit.” (2 Peter a million:21) for example: A businessman ought to have a secretary write a letter. That letter includes the businessman’s strategies and training. subsequently, this is his letter, no longer the secretary’s. similarly, the Bible includes God’s message, no longer that of the boys who wrote it down. subsequently, the completed Bible particularly is “the observe of God.” interior the Bible passages which you coated on your question, God commanded those acts to take place, and for a reason. while Jehovah surpassed judgments on countries of human beings, and commanded all to be killed even ladies and infants, he became able to work out their innermost intentions and motives, additionally their potentials. subsequently, he ought to deem them in high quality condition to stay or die. besides, because of fact that he's the "giver of life", he additionally has a suitable to take life far off from absolutely everyone he chooses, despite if, he won't in any respect bypass judgement without giving sufficient warning.

Answer 5

You can't actually expect people to believe this nonsense you are spouting, can you? Stop insulting something you know so little about. Your translations are grossly inaccurate. Get real and then get a life.

Answer 6

The Bible has got some pretty crazy stuff too if you decontextualize it. How about the part where God tells the guy to kill his own kid, but then jumps out and says, "just kidding!"

Answer 7

The Bible's full of dumb stuff, too, if you take it out of context. That's why you have Mullahs in mosques and pastors, etc., in churches. To keep people from picking stuff out at random and goofing with it.

Answer 8

Thank you for posting some true and actual writings from their own book. You will get alot of hate-speech for this from ignorant people, but don't let it bother you.

Answer 9

u r sick i would never insult other religions holybook whether it is
torah or bible. u r trying to give entertainment to others by insulting other religion this is what u do

go to hell well u will go to hell no doubt at all

Answer 10

Physician, heal thyself.