2006-08-01 16:06:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
aw don't be down cheer up I'm not having a good run of things my self lately wife took off with the kids and every piece of furniture so i know how down things can sometimes seem but you've got to remember the sunshine and forget the rain the way i see it is a new lease of life new car new furniture total lifestyle change "its hard to dance with the devil on your back" but now shes gone man my feet ave gone disco crazy combined with my new disco jeans and shirt Ive got the threads but the moves i have not need sum 1 to teach me? so chin up i didn't know what Ur down about if its a man well i hope you know that all men are as mad as a box of frogs!!!!!!!!!!at the end of the day it goes dark one last thing best advise i ave got "never be silly on a full belly especially after eating jelly" speak soon all the best JAMES x
2006-08-01 16:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
A wee tad rude hope it does not offend ...
The 11th husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was....? God, I miss him!"
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with Government...? This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."
2006-08-01 21:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of the funniest thing that happened to you. Or read these sayings:
When life gives you lemons, say "what the heck? got anything better?"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Life's ruff, get a helmet.
Hope you smile again!! =]
2006-08-01 16:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Shelby♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you not to smile. For some reason this is the hardest thing to do when told to do so.
2006-08-01 16:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by srj_hnj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come up for air, then get yer partner to return the favour!
2006-08-01 16:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey hey were the monkeys, we keep on monkying around - were to busy singing, hey hey were the monkeys!!
Always worked for me - my best mate always sung it to me when i was on a downer!! Hope it works chick
2006-08-01 21:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go eat chocolate ice cream, and ask a hug from your mom.
2006-08-01 16:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats up doc?
2006-08-01 16:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kangaroo.
(Did it make you laugh... that word always works on me for some reason.)
2006-08-01 16:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by EdmondDoc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn that frown upside down.!
2006-08-01 16:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋