or favorite Stewie moment? If i agree, 10 points for you!
2006-08-01 15:08:04 · 19 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Guy on Airplane:"Oh great,I always end up sitting next to a Damn baby
Stewie:What did you just say?
Lois:Stewie stop fussing.
Stewie:Pipe down Lois (slaps guy on head)
Hey big man, turn around.Oh can't hear me now.I was going to watch the Movie,but forget it.For the next 5 hours your my B****.
2006-08-01 15:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by Roxy 3 · 11⤊ 1⤋
I luv family guy
Stewie: I love God. He's so deliciously evil.
[watching cheerleaders changing in a locker room]
Stewie: It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis.
Lois: It's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane.
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Stu: Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades!
Stewie Griffin: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight.
Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Meg: Can I be in the play, Mom?
Stewie: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.
Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californiay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
Stewie Griffin (picking a booger): Does this not disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.
[Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink]
Stewie Griffin: Careful. It's 'gently rub the scalp', not 'scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress', you stupid holiday drunk.
2006-08-01 15:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ali J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, the best Stewie moment is when Peter tries to breastfeed him and Stewie pulls a chest hair out of his mouth... haaaaaaaa....
2006-08-01 15:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by ohsaxylady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best Stewie scene is when he's in the back yard, surrounded by his stuffed animals, desheveled, rocking back and forth, talking about the good old days... when his ex dancing partner comes back to day goodbye.... it's a stunning moment in cartoon history... I nearly wept...
2006-08-01 15:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stewie-familyguy.html
2006-08-01 15:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by rrrevils 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one where he drinks alot and then falls down from the shelf thinking he is going to land in his chair
favorite quotes
"victory is mine"
"damn you vile woman"
2006-08-01 15:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one would have to be where they drink that chemical stuff for the last piece of pie in the fridge and the last one to throw up wins.
"I don't really fell anyth-BLEH!!!"
"What the he-BLEH!!!!"
"I don't so good-BLEH!!!!"
"Wo-hoo! I wo-BLEH!!!!"
"Oh God, make it stop-BLEH!!!"
Then Lois comes in and shes like "Who wants some chowder?" And they all throw up together.
The next best would have to be the courthouse one.
"I sentence you to 24 months in prison. *WHAM*"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
*Kool-Aid guy buts through the wall* "Oh yeah!!"
2006-08-01 15:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by I want my *old* MTV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't exactly remember the episode very well.. He talks.. and his voice gets higher.. and higher.. and you think he's about to stop.. but he just keeps going..
lol it was driving me crazy!!!
2006-08-01 15:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-01 15:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by jordan g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penut butter jelly time!!! i love it
2006-08-01 15:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Val 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋