I'm looking for a good clean laugh right now. I hope to get a lot of answers.
2006-08-01 14:29:34 · 12 answers · asked by Mommymonster 7 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
I had an old mercury capri when i will still in college eons ago, when you slammed on brakes, the dash just about fell into your lap, kept having to slide it back, it was army green, I spray-painted the entire thing yellow, blue, green and red, even the windshield wipers. Only paid $125 for it and drove the poor thing for about a year. Employers kindly requested that i park in the back, but since I used spraypaint bought at their fine establishment, I chose not to. Had a funny feeling one day, that something was going to happen to it, had a co-worker follow me home, and lo and behold the drive shaft fell out. Called AAA and the guy CRACKED UP LAUGHING, towed it home, and I ended up selling it to a junker for $25.
2006-08-01 17:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by not at home 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My car was broken into the other day. They guy who did it even bled on it, although he was nice enough not to get it on the cloth part. The cops were telling me that they caught one of the guys who was pulling off a string of car robberies the night before. Unfortunatly, the injured one got away(shouldn't he be the easiest to catch?). There were three perpitraters, all between the ages of 20 and 25, all males. The things that were missing? My MP3 player and the hookup that goes to my stereo(NOT my stereo) and my SPONGEBOB STEERINGWHEEL COVER. These were adult males and they stole an 18 year old female's 3 year old spongebob steering wheel cover.
2006-08-01 21:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by amerysse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dodge Dart used to be a horrible shade of pale yellow with lots of dents, some of which were covered with Bondo and primer and some of which weren't. People would get out of the way when they saw this old boat heading down the highway.
Then I finally got around to fixing the body damage and having it repainted. A couple months later, somebody in a van literally ran me off the road. (Didn't hit anything, fortunately.)
Looks like that fresh paint really cost me a lot of intimidation.
2006-08-01 21:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Scientist Matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two fenders are rusted, my left headlight isn't working, it makes a certain noise when I turn to the left, another when I turn to the right, the windshield is cracked, the breaks are freaking out on me, it has 480000km on it and I have no money to get a new one or get this one fixed. (OK, it's sad more than funny but all true!)
2006-08-01 21:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by minnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a car, and i drove it to a fair, under a suger maple tree. While I was eating funnel cake, maple syrup spilled all over the car, and flys stuck to it, flying away with the entire car.
-Big Fish
--Best Movie Ever
2006-08-01 21:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My seat is stuck tilted all the way back, so if I don't prop up with a Big pillow, I look like an old lady low rider wannabe.
2006-08-01 21:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by jen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine had 2 flat tires and it smells like a donkey and when the garage is open it runs out and screams like a wild man wearing a bikini and goes to florida
2006-08-01 21:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok get this... not my car but my boyfriends truck everytime you get in and turn the radio on the wipers start going off!
2006-08-01 21:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by razberryswirl26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my car is so gay that you have to push it in and out of a spot have a big a** hole in the Rufe but hay it makes a good sun Rufe haha
2006-08-01 21:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by walkerje1@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I couldn't find my car - forgot where I parked it
2006-08-01 21:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by svthech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋