2006-08-01 14:19:48 · 26 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
oooooh 2pts for bryton b
I guess a dog's bark is worse than his bite.
more of me to love.
2006-08-01 15:38:32 · update #1
#1) How can I talk my owner out of spaying or neutering me?
#2) How would you kill Bob Barker?
#3) What is Bob Barker's home address?
2006-08-01 14:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by kid_flav 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
From what I've seen after coming in here from three months, and if it's true that pets take after their owners...
1. What are your favorite mating positions?
2. Licking techniques.
3. Is Scooby Doo gay?
4. Who else thinks we should send all those migrating birds back to the Southern Hemisphere?
2006-08-01 21:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so I started a rebellion on the humans, so far, spot is on hidden camara dutie, Rover is patrolling to watch gard, and Rex is pissing, cuz thats the only thing hes good at. I, Lucy, am general woofinator, and i plan to lead a succesful, food involved rebellion. But does anyone have any suggestions on who should run the human to man translating department? so far my choices are frans inga, and joe.
2006-08-01 22:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does my owner sit and stare at that square thing for so long? He/she gets irritated if I interrupt. Sometimes gets really rude. What's the attraction? There's no smell. Nothing to eat. No fur to stroke. The noises it makes are usually meaningless. He/she could be doing so many better things with thier time. Like admiring me.
2006-08-01 21:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong w/ my mommy? I don't know why she comes home so sad sometimes. I meow and shake my tail and rub against her, but she still cries a lot and doesn't tell me why. And Daddy just comes home and gets on the computer and doesn't care.
Nobody tells me anything. How can I get them to talk to me about their lives?
2006-08-01 21:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by kristen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 Siberian Huskies. One would want to know if it was time for her next meal yet (she's a "garbage mouth" and will eat anything) and the other one would want to know who/what was on the other side of the fence (she is very nosy).
2006-08-01 21:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bird Sunny would probably ask:
"How can I bust out of my cage even with all their little locks everywhere?"
or
"How can I sneak over and turn on the garbage disposal without them catching me?"
o.O
2006-08-01 22:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by All is On 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) does anybody gotta bizkit they wanna give me??? maybe 2 or 3??
2) how can I get my Mommy to let me sleep in their bed?? I mean even when daddy is home??
3) can I poop on here???
4) does anybody gotta bizkit??
2006-08-01 21:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only speak for my cat, Charlie. I'm sure he'd be asking everyone for chicken. He's real big on poultry ;)
2006-08-01 21:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by Tish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd ask all the questions we ask, but replace the words my dog, cat, bird, rabbit, etc. with MY HUMAN!!!
my human scratches his head, does he have fleas?
my human's nails are too long (acrylic), does she have to go to the vet to get them clipped?
2006-08-01 21:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by charwants2know 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋