Greatest Sick Song Ever? Dr. Demento.? What's yours?

Question

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies

There are some seriously sick people on Yahoo Answers..

I've finally found a HOME!

Answer 1

I'm sorry the artist waisted his time an ours with this filth! So much for freedom of speech!

Answer 2

MY THEME SONG... HA HA HA...

Artist: Prince
Album: Purple Rain
Title: Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And i could not resist when i saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And i just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all i found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
"hello, how r u? i'm fine. 'cause i know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

Answer 3

That's pretty bad, my contribution is DOA by Bloodrock:

D.O.A.
Bloodrock lyrics

I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air

Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back

I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
The girl I knew has such a distant stare

I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me

I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die

I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along
And hit something in the air

Answer 4

Rickety tickety tin by Tom Lehrer

About a maid I'll sing a song
Sing rickety tickety tin
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long
Not only did she do them wrong
She did every one of them in, them in
She did every one of them in.

One morning in a fit of pique
Sing rickety tickety tin
One morning in a fit of pique
She drowned her father in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
And we had to make do with gin, with gin
We had to make do with gin

Her mother she could never stand
Sing rickety tickety tin
Her mother she could never stand
And so a cyanide soup she planned
The mother died with the spoon in her hand
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin
Her face in a hideous grin.

She weighted her brother down with stones
Sing rickety tickety tin
She weighted her brother down with stones
And sent him off to Davey Jones
All they ever found were some bones
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin
Occasional pieces of skin.

She set her sister's hair on fire
Sing rickety tickety tin
She set her sister's hair on fire
And as the smoke and flame rose higher
Danced around the funeral pyre
Playing a violin, olin
Playing a violin.

One day she had nothing to do
Sing rickety tickety tin
One day she had nothing to do
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up as an Irish stew
And invited the neighbors in, bors in
Invited the neighbors in.

And when at last the police came by
Sing rickety tickety tin
And when at last the police came by
Her little pranks she did not deny
To do so she would have had to lie
And lying she knew was a sin, a sin
And lying she knew was a sin.

And just one thing before I go
Sing rickety tickety tin
And just one thing before I go
There's something I think that you ought to know
They had no proof, so they let her go
And they say that she's tall and thin, and thin
They say that she's tall and thin.

My tragic tale I won't prolong
Sing rickety tickety tin
My tragic tale I won't prolong
You've yourself to blame if it's too long
You should never have let me begin, begin
You should never have let me begin.

Answer 5

Trash and A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn.

Trash

How did it start?
Well, I dont know.
I just feel the craving.
I see the flesh and it smells fresh.
And it's just there for the taking.
These little girls they make me feel so g**damn
exhilarated.
I feel them up, I can't give it up.
The pain that I'm just erasing.
I tell my lies and I despise.
Every second I'm with you.
So I run away and you still stay.
So what the f*ck is with you.

Your feelings I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating.
I'm sorry I just throw you away.

I don't know why I'm so f*cking cold?
I dont know why it hurts me.
All I wanna do is get with you.
And make the pain go away.
Why do I have a conscience?
All it does is f*ck with me.
Why do I have this torment?
All I want to do is **** it away.

I tell my lies and I despise.
Every second I'm with you.
So I run away and you still stay.
So what the f*ck is with you.

Your feelings I can't help but rape them.
I'm sorry I don't feel the same.
My heart inside is constantly hating.
I'm sorry I just throw you away.

I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.
I just throw you away.

A.D.I.D.A.S.


Honestly, somehow it always seems that I'm dreaming of
something I can never be
It dosen't bother me, 'cause I will always be that pimp I see
in all of my fantasies

I don't know your f*cking name.
So what? Let's. . .

Screwin' may be the only way that I can truly be free
from my f*cked up reality
so I dream and stroke it harder, 'cause its so fun to see my
face staring back at me

I don't know your f*cking name.
So what? Let's f*ck.

All Day I Dream About Sex
All Day I Dream About f*ckin'

[chorus]

Answer 6

I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover
that I hit with a power mower.

One leg is spinning,
the other is gone,
the third leg is scattered,
all over the lawn.

No need explaining,
the one leg remaining,
is part of the grass, you see

I'm looking over
my dead dog rover
who I sent to eternity

(Second verse)

I'm looking over
my minced dog rover
who I hit with a power mower

Rover's not eating
he no longer barks
he hit the propellar
and turned into sparks

No need explaining
there's no dog remaining
except for what's in the tree,

I'm looking over
my dead dog Rover
who I sent to eternity.

Answer 7

Fishheads fishheads, roly-poly fishheads.
Fishheads fishheads, eat them up...YUM!

Repeat chorus

In the morning, laughing happy fishheads.
In the evening, floating in the soup

Repeat chorus

Ask a fishhead anything you want to.
They won't answer, they can't talk.

Repeat chorus

I took a fishhead out to see a movie.
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Repeat chorus

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters.
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums.

Repeat chorus

Roly-poly fishheads are never seen drinking cappuccino
in Italian restaurants with Oriental women....Yeah.

Repeat chorus X 4

OK, so it's not a sick song...I still love it!

Answer 8

Dead puppies-I believe I 1st heard this song over 20 yrs ago,it was sick then&it still is.

Answer 9

Hmmm. The one that comes immediately to mind is by Julie Brown...It's called "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun".

ARTIST: Julie Brown
TITLE: The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
Lyrics


Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.


Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a

A Close second for me would be "Merry F***ing Christmas" from the South Park Christmas CD (Admittedly, it's probably my favorite offensive song).

Merry F**king Christmas by South Park

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry F**king Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ***
And f**king celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry F**king Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ***,
And f**king celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry F**king Christmas
God is gonna kick your *** You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry F**king Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry F**king Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..

Answer 10

Maxwell's Silver Hammer.....by The Beatles...can you believe it...the BEATLES...

Bang Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head (do do do do do do do do) Bang Bang Mawwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead
Heres a link to watch it...its very violent though...you have been warned
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/239712