This very order
7 - My sister ignoring me and my children because I don't approve of her BF's drug addict family.
6 - My mother-in-law - everything she does
5 - My Father-in-law - everything he does
4 - Butchering the English language - wuz, cuz, dat, dis, dem, you get the idea
3 - Wearing baseball hats sideways
2 - Wearing pants that are 30 sizes too big
1 - Trying to throw you under the bus to make them look better
I need to add one more - I hate it when people steal Carlin bits and act as if they are theirs ie not stating a source.
2006-08-01 13:57:25
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answered by Pappa Poopy 4
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heres my version:
1. ppl pointing to their wrist when asking if i noe the time. i noe where my watch is buddy, where's yours?
2. ppl asking, 'did u just see that?' when watching a movie. no, loser, i paid 7 bucks to stare at the floor.
3. when ppl ask if the bus came yet. if the bus came already, then would i still be standing here?
4. when people say, 'can i ask you a question?" well, did you give me a choice?
5. when people say, 'you want to have your cake and eat it too', well, what good is a cake if you cant eat it???
6. when sumthing is 'new and improved', which one is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
7.When people say "it's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
2006-08-01 14:01:18
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answered by snowykougra 2
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1. Ignorance
2. Not using turn signals
3. Spitting in public
4. Wearing too short shorts
5. Wearing ugly clothes
6. Shove religion down your throat
7. Lying
In no particular order.
2006-08-01 13:56:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Voting for George Bush.
Voting for George Bush twice.
Thinking that George Bush is a good President.
Thinking that George Bush is a good American.
Thinking that George Bush is a good human being.
Thinking that George Bush's brother Jeb should be President next.
Spilling burrito filling onto library books.
2006-08-01 13:53:55
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answered by St. Hell 5
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People picking their nose in public
People breaking wind right next to you
People who jump the que
People that don't flush the toilet
People that are cruel to animals
People that only ring you up when they want something
People that flat out lie
In no particular order!!
2006-08-01 13:55:51
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answered by miss piggy 3
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1. Talk about themselves all the time
2. Tell Lies
3. Talking behind someone else's back
4. Act as if they are superior
5. Never take responsibilities for their actions
6. Be covetous
7. Trying to tell you what to do with your life
2006-08-01 14:36:23
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answered by sistren 3
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1. Women who act like tough guys
2. Women who gossip
3. Lie's from someone whom you trust
4. Other women hitting on my husband
5. People harassing my kids (adults)
6. Younger folks who cuss and talk about sex in front of younger kids
7. Co-workers who eavesdrop on your private conversations
2006-08-01 13:56:03
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answered by pq4u72 3
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1) talking about others behind their back
2) lying
3) driving to slow
4) slamming on brakes for no apparent reason
5) blaming others for things that are your fault
6) being an as#ho$* just for the sake of being one
7) people that demand respect but give none to others
2006-08-01 13:54:50
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answered by curious 2
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1.use the F word way too much
2.drive bad
3.lie or cheat
4.assume the wrong thing
5.mean people in general
6.abuse of any kind
7.other countries misjudging America or bashing it
2006-08-01 14:04:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Totally agree.
2006-08-01 13:52:47
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answered by Deep_Snow™ 4
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