u can make it upas long as its funny
2006-08-01 13:17:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was about 10 or 11, my cousin, my sister and I went to this little ice cream place. Everyone ordered what they wanted, then it my turn. I wanted a cherry dipped ice cream cone. Well, what I said was "I want a cherry D-i-c-k cone please. I have never forgotten that. Neither has my sister.
2006-08-01 13:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by ~Miss~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was standing with two of my co-workers who happen to be Caucasian in a clothing store. In the line, we had a group of African American women waiting right behind us. My co-worker asked me a question and I responded: "yesum." I didn't realize that I had put my foot in my mouth at that precise moment, but I did feel awkward because I didn't want the African American women to think I was stereotyping and being rude.
2006-08-01 13:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too numerous to list. Every other thing I say is dumb. I guess calling a friends husband Bob would be #1. She had divorced Bob years ago; I was talking to Mike.
2006-08-01 13:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by chante 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it was my mom that said it, but right after almost getting side-swiped, she honked her horn and called the other driver a c/u/n/t-wrapper. I informed her that that wasn't a word, and she "well, it should be!" she also called someone a t/w/a/t-muffin once, also in a fit of road rage. And I know what you're thinking, and no she's not crazy
2006-08-01 13:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's sister took an overdose of sleeping pills and I drove him to the hospital because he was too upset to drive. When we got there, they let us go into the ER where she had already had her stomach pumped. She looked awful. After my friend had hugged her she looked over at me. I didn't know what to say, so I asked her, "How are you feeling?"
As soon as I asked I knew how stupid it sounded.
2006-08-01 13:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said "that's hella cool" on the radio when I won tickets to see Sevendust at the house of blues. My husband laughed at me for days over that one.
2006-08-01 13:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said if I could be any vegetable I would be a "rasberry" which is of course spelt the wrong way,and a raspberry is a fruit,not a vegetable.
2006-08-01 13:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Rara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am missela's sister (for real i am, not just making it up to be funny)... yeah that was HILARIOUS!! the people looked at her like she was nuts! that was about 19 years ago and we still laugh about it to this day!!!
2006-08-01 14:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by KrissyB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see the DUMBEST thing you ever typed was dummest
2006-08-01 13:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by leela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was my mom's birthday and I was in class at college. I raised my hand and subconciously called the female prof "Mom".
2006-08-01 13:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋