2006-08-01 13:06:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
cut it into thin slices and freeze them. after they've been frozen for a while, thaw them out.
now throw them at people! for some reason thawed cucumber slices act like slimey suckers on human flesh. it's disgusting.
don't ask me how i found this out.
2006-08-01 13:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Read the Beatles fan fic "Diabolical Cucumbers"! OMG it's hilarious.
2006-08-01 20:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masterbating
2006-08-01 20:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it is a hard cucumber, i would love to eat it with all natural yogurt
2006-08-01 20:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hOly shiite I'd go with the girl telling you to freeze them and then throw them at people, only take it up a notch, freeze em, thaw em, fire them out of said potato cannon
where the hell do you learn that thawed cucmbers stick to people. Way too cool.....
Oh yeah nice boobs
2006-08-01 20:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by rabies_infected_cattle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it at cars going 80.
2006-08-01 20:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to watch how you eat a cucumber.
Make sweet pickles I guess.
2006-08-01 20:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a salad
2006-08-01 22:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eating them, with salt, with Ranch, plain, with friends, alone ect....... How could you not figure this out on your own?
2006-08-01 20:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by Cayla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shove them down ur throat so u die and stop being a nasty old man posing as a girl w/ fake boobs
2006-08-01 20:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋