Will you take this survey 2?

Question

1) If you owned a sock monkey, would you throw it at people and say, "Fly monkey, fly!"
2) Would you like your sock monkey to come with a hat?
3) What would you name your new sock monkey?
4) Have you ever challenged your sock monkey to a staring contest?
5) How much wood would a sock monkey chuck, if a sock monkey could chuck wood?
6) In your own words, what do you think this survey was about?

Answer 1

Whenever I see people eating while walking by I would fling my monkey their way while yelling, "No Naomi, NO!" I would then spank my monkey saying, "I'll feed you when it's time!"

I don't want my monkey to come with a hat, I would like to pick my monkey's hats. I would like my monkey to have an assortment of hats...for all different occasions.

My monkey would be named Naomi, that's I moan backwards.

I would challenge my monkey to a staring contest..but I would let my monkey win. I wouldn't want to make my monkey feel insecure and unable to rise to different challenges.

Ummm...does all wood apply here? Can I choose my wood? Is there some sort of quality control? I don't want to deal with pest issues here. If I decide I'm unhappy with my wood is there an exchange program? Naomi and I need more information about this wood before there will be any chucking.

My sock puppet and I have no comment at this time for this question...NEXT!

Answer 2

1) You bet, why else have a sock monkey if not for that very reason?
2) I would like my sock monkey to come with a hat for every occasion. One can never have to many hats you know.
3) Captain Re-Tardo
4) No, my sock monkey is far to high strung for games like that.
5) Probably about as much as a peck of pickled peppers.
6) Sock monkey's.....DUH!!!! =)

Answer 3

A sock named monkey?

Answer 4

1-maybe
2-of course!
3-sonkey
4-all the time!
5-as much as my sock monkey wanted!
6-you are pathetic and what the heck is a sock monkey?

Answer 5

Are you gonna give me 10 points? I answered the last one, too.

Okay, if you promise.

1. No, because I don't abuse my sock monkey.
2. No hats! They wrinkle his ears.
3. He says that I can't tell you his name, sorry.
4. Heck yes and he wins every freakin' time!
5. Oh a lot of wood. A whole bunch.
6. How to abuse a sock monkey.

Answer 6

A silly monkey sock

Answer 7

1=maybe 2=no 3=kiki 4=yes i lost 5=none its to smart to do that 6= Curious George

Answer 8

(1) no
(2) yes
(3) Chipper
(4) no
(5) 15
(6) to see how many crazy people will take this silly survey

Answer 9

your pet sock and my pet sock

Answer 10

1.sure
2.sure
3.Theodore
4.yep,he always wins
5.he has a wood chipper
6.Theodore
=)