Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
2006-08-01 12:52:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Fish
Only if they haven't showered
2006-08-08 03:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by iceni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to agree with lalapetal and the other reasons given why a man-eating shark would not eat women. I believe lip injections are out as well, makes u look like a goldfish... and being as they are meat eaters, It is my understanding they don't care much for a jelly roll butt either.
Let's face it ladies..... wouldn't you rather eat a man?
2006-08-06 16:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by J D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if she is wearing a good outfit, sharks are very critical, and if the shoes aint jimmy choos, they will spit that woman out. Many other reasons sharks will avoid women are this:
Boob job_tastes all rubbery,
Hair extensions-get stuck in teeth(when you have that many teeth its just not funny)
sickly perfume-very off putting to a shark who has an amazing sense of smell.
If the woman is a mother in law-the shark knows to avoid these women at all costs because they are evil, and besides they taste all tough and gamey.
2006-08-01 20:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by BRICK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sharks are designed to only eat the idiots, not the women.
2006-08-08 04:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by shyrock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the sharks chew off the the man bit and when rescuers arrive they only find blood and the WO bit of her floating on the surface.
2006-08-01 13:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by robynbiker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if the opportunity arose and the shark isn't bothered about being nagged while having his dinner.
2006-08-01 12:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of Course
2006-08-01 14:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Earl Morton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been chased by a few hungry sharks in my time but us girls can see them a mile off!
2006-08-06 04:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by suzanne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i shouldn't think so,(well if its a sensible shark that is) a bird could be on blob and the poor ol shark would get all that blood on him.sharks are inteligant.
2006-08-08 10:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by ron c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they call sharks man-eating, they are referring to humans.
2006-08-07 17:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by kimzadvice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top tip: Never go diving in sharky waters when you're menstruating. it's like leaving a gravy trail straight to you.
2006-08-02 10:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋