If so, did it come out out of his head or was he packing it in there on purpose? I mean, the dude has sure used extraordinary measures for 5.5 years to ensure that he doesn't hear anything anyone else has to say, either here or abroad. Especially facts, logic, or criticism for why nothing he's done yet has turned out very well. Is the man really just this incompetent? Did every single aspect of our way of life just happen to turn to sh!t because of poor decisions and lack of judgment and forethought on his part? Or was he just playing really, really dumb and everything turned out exactly the way he'd planned? Which would make him a very smart president, but a thieving, conniving one who only has billionaires' best interests at stake, a traitor to the American way of life and our principles and Constitution? And if there is poop on his Q-Tip, do you think he sniffs it or eats it? I sure want a lot of answers to really hard questions for two or ten lousy points, don't I?
2006-08-01 12:18:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
He has his head so far up the ***** of billionaire oil tycoons (worldwide) that I must give a resounding yes to the poop question. I'd like to think he is just that incompetent. I think he wants everyone to think he's that stupid. Did you hear he is thinking of officially changing his name to 'Tater, Dick Tater.' Most of what he has done since he took office appears to be dumb. It's just a facade. Look at his home state, and look at his obstinance on the issues there. Now, he leads our country, and leading us all down the path to ruin.
He has money invested in the oil business, that is just a shrewd business procedure to protect his investments. That's not a dumb thing.
He has changed the Constitution, enough times to know, he can make an amendment changing term limits as well.
Hhmmmmm, Sniff or Eat? In the company of his billionaire friends, Bush thinks to himself, "Sniff, I can only take a sniff." He looks around, "Ehhhh, Laura's lookin', wait, wait, hhhhmph. Ahahahahahhh!"
"Excuse me Blair, heheheh, I gotta take a whizz."
In the privacy of the privy, he reaches in his pocket, pulls out the Q-tip, and afterwards, He says, "Now dat's da s**t!"
Forgive me please, for making light of a dark situation, which is not going to get better any time soon, but, at this point it's either laugh or cry, and I'm not in the mood to cry. There will be plenty of time for that, when he completely destroys what our forefathers took so long to write and perfect.
To all the naysayers, you think it can't happen? Look at history. One person comes to mind. One who ignored all those who opposed him. He began his plan in a prison cell, very humble beginnings. Read the book, The Gathering Storm by Winston Churchill, and tell me that it does not sound like Bush.
2006-08-01 13:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by Schona 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
specific, I do. I clean my ears with a Q-Tip. I truly have been doing that because i became a touch female. And, if i will't detect a Q-Tip, regrettably, i take advantage of the two my fingernail or a bobby pin.
2016-10-01 08:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by hilderbran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have no idea how much you and everyone else depends on oil. If it wasn't for oil your electricity to turn on your computer would be limited , need I say anything about your precious car.
Because of our lifestyle, and the fact that we are running low on oil, we have no choice but to steal other people's oil. If you don't like it- move to Iraq so we can steal your oil.
Better to be in the stronger country taking over the weaker country than to be in the weaker country being taken over. It's your choice, love it or leave it.
2006-08-01 12:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not think he pulled out poop. I just figured there was nothing in between his ears to clean out.
Unfortunatly he is NOT playing dumb. He is an idiot and thank God he can't be re elected.
2006-08-01 12:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, nor I, nor anybody that gets all of their information from a biased media, has any effing idea of what is really going on. Merry Christmas and learn what it is you actually talk about before you start talking about it!
2006-08-01 12:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by strangeduck82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did we have to see that question twice. 2 points
2006-08-01 12:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by hexa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSE BLAIR AN DOLMERT **** HIM IN HIS EARS ALLL THE TIME BECAUSE HIS ASSHOLE TOO BIG SO NOW HE CANT HEAR ANYTHING SOON HE WONT BE ABLE TO TALK
2006-08-01 12:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROCK ON!
And ga christie...........I agree with you
And almost everyone else, for that matter.
Damn, this was funny!
2006-08-01 12:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by tgob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT COMES OUT ON THE Q-TIP,
BECAUSE HE'S FULL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 12:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by bobby-bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA you rock dude!!
2006-08-01 12:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋