I tore the ligements in my ankle skating...and want something to laugh at leave something funny.....or whatever you want PEACE
2006-08-01 11:58:02 · 26 answers · asked by UnderGroundJesTer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im bored too. there is obviously a world wide lack of entertainment cuz everyone i know keeps complainin about how bored they are. purple is always the answer. and in kentucky you cant carry an ice cream cone around in your back pocket. did that help any?
2006-08-01 12:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by a squeegee person 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man I wish I could help but I'm not a very funny person, wait I did hear this joke in a movie that I can't get out of my head. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An @SS that will bring tears to your eyes!! Did you think it was funny?
2006-08-01 19:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, man, that is a bummer. When I was a kid, I did something really stupid, and was laid up for nearly two months with a broken leg. So, I can imagine just how boring it is for you.
Shucks, i can't even remember any of my super corny jokes.
No, wait a minute. I know one so corny that I haven't dared tell it in years, and you are a captive audience. :)
Two white corpuscles were floating in a horse's vein, on their way back to the heart.
They came to a fork in the vein. One of them said, "I think I am going to the right, here."
The other one said, "Hey, stupid, you know we have to go left to make it back to the heart."
The other one said, "Well, I don't care. I am going to the right."
Two millimeters later, he was swallowed by a germ.
This teaches us never to change streams in the middle of a horse.
2006-08-01 19:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were all so sorry your bored!!! when your better maybe you should go to skating classes so you can learn how to skate then you won't brake your ankle or whatever happened!! just playin'
2006-08-01 19:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by *Fashiontiste* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people say they're bored when they're fun people? When i'm bored I watch tv, download a movie with limewire, go on the about.com forums, check out youtube, etc. I like surfing the net.
2006-08-01 19:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What bird knows how to write?
A pen-guin
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a toe truck.
What did the can say to the can opener?
You make me flip my lid.
What did the adding machin say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
2006-08-01 19:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by SweetBrunette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh so sorry to hear that are you ok you need a little support hun take a long warm bath and watch TV heres a hug for you to ! good Luck
2006-08-01 19:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U're hott- why r u bored? Go get a girl for a date. Hahahahah... just jokin' you're not hott- that's not even you- but I made you laugh, huh?
2006-08-01 19:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here some
yo moma so cheap he dont know what 50 cent is and i aint talking about the rapper!
what is a frog's favorite music? hip-hop!
i dont know any other jokes LOL
2006-08-01 19:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Farhana M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not bored,I'm go out to a Jazz Club!!!! Bye I'll have a Martini for you ,if your over 21!!!!! LOL LOL LOL You too MMBFBBW!!!! wink wink
2006-08-01 19:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by mywaypink 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋