The supreme penguin general, Lord Fluffy McFeathersorg, has called upon me to be the new master of the rabid penguin army, now officially known as the "Molting Bodom Deathsquad #666." They have asked for my leadership in their renewed quest for world domination. I have them believing that as a next step I am planning to help them retrieve three snake-drawn chariots that were confiscated from their fleet in a roadside battle that ensued after they were attacked in the dead of night by a sword-weilding militia of undead bunny rabbits. They possess a map to their destination but the key is all in hydroglyphs.
My question is this: How do I proceed so that they won't become suspicious that I am, in fact, just another guy trying to return them to their original master, Bodominjärvi \m/?
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2006-08-01 11:50:54 · 19 answers · asked by \m/ evil-g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I don't think you're telling the truth. You're a true brother of penguinness, not some lameass turncoat who's going to tell on me.
By the way, could you adapt your motorcycle so I can reach the foot pegs when I drive it? I don't want to crash it again.
2006-08-04 16:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about Feathersorg getting suspicious, rabid penguins are actually really gullible little buggers, they'll believe absolutly anything you tell them.
But they do tend to flip out over stupid things and go berserk with lazer guns and chainsaws. If I were you I'd watch out not to displease them in any way.
By the way, I heard that all the members of the Molting Bodom Deathsquad #666 got opposible thumbs surgically added to their flippers. I think this is where the occupants of planet earth tremble in dread.
2006-08-04 20:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A simple double cross just might work. Tell them that you have their "good" and to meet you at the Penguin exhibit at Sea World. But here is the catch, when they get into the exhibit have their Master and his MANY followers set up an elaborate trap for them, and you got them. the penguin exhibit is perfect then that way they can "blend in" and there are no bunny rabbits.
2006-08-01 18:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by jasmine b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have to say just listen to whatever Bodominjärvi \m/ said. but still try and keep them from getting suspicious. cuz no matter how suspicious they are or can be. they can always still learn how you are. meaning if they are smart enough they may soon be able to read you like a book and see right through you! never underestimate those little penguins! cuz right when you think you are smarter than them and you think you got them all figured out. well they can turn on you. be careful...........good luck!
2006-08-04 22:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did those bunnys have standard issue burt reynolds mustaches? if so they were mine, sorry about the scuffle, they've been acting up lately, i guess cause all the action over there with the penguins, the polarbearcyborgs, and the undead gerbils......they just wanna peice of the action
2006-08-01 19:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Hellion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too late...
they've invaded your body and taken over complete control of your mind. If we act quickly and contact bodominjarvi we may be able to stop them completely before they conquer all the gerbil armies of the world. We may need to bribe them with frozen peas.
Get your socks on, its time for penguin war!
2006-08-01 18:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy, I have a clue but you must declare your true identity by answering two questions.
1.wotsuardyegnoses?
2.wotsuarcorinthtritmnt?
2006-08-01 19:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!you're funny.just act like a rabid penguin and you'll be fine.you do know how to act like a rabid penguin,right?
2006-08-01 18:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a piece of advise....be careful with that Bodominjärvi \m/ dude, he means business.
2006-08-01 18:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I have no clue what you are talking about but dress in black and stay in the shadows...
lol
2006-08-01 18:54:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lorraine_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋