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After long deliberation it is my considered opinion that the balance of her mind was disturbed.

Verdict: death by misadventure.

2006-08-01 11:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by kittybriton 5 · 6 3

She swallowed a fly and then decided to swallow a spider, bird etc so they would eventually catch the fly

2006-08-01 18:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by lovefool4u 1 · 0 0

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course

2006-08-01 18:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by ellejaybea 3 · 0 0

she swallowed all the insects to get to the fly but..... 'i dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die?'

2006-08-01 18:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dawny 3 · 0 0

Extra protein

2006-08-02 02:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0 0

BECAUSE she accidentally swallowed a FLY.I don`t know WHY she swalowed a fly ,perhaps she`ll die?

2006-08-01 20:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the fly got stuck in her dentures before she put them in? so she had to go through the rest of it after?

2006-08-01 18:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by kiddo shorty 3 · 0 0

to get in the guinness book of records ?

2006-08-02 03:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Weed 6 · 0 0

what old lady?
why she did that?
pls..tell me...
im from another country..lol

2006-08-02 02:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

to get the fly.

2006-08-01 18:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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