Hypothetically If you ran over a drunk bum while driving drunk where would be a good place to hide a body?

Question

Hypothetically of course

Answer 1

Depends. If I hit him with my trusty old Redneck Truck, which is old and made from steel, it likely would show no damage, just go to a car wash to clean it off and go home. (Proven with deer.) If it was in a newer vehicle (I have three others '99 and up), I would hide the body in your back yard and sell you that car for $1.00. Or maybe in Jimbo's yard. Or even Mojo's yard. Noone would ever suspect anything there, just another passed out party goer.

Answer 2

Hypothetically, if you were drunk enough, would you even notice? And if you were drunk enough to run him over, but not drunk enough to miss that event, wouldn't you still be too drunk to process that information and act out a good plan? So we are in this border between drunk enough to notice but not drunk enough to miss it, but then within that realm, are you drunk enough to think just burying the body is good idea, or are not so drunk that you can't realize you should call the police and accept the consequences since the guy's a bum and no one is going to sue you or anything. I would say you would be too drunk to bury him, hypothetical, but not too drunk to think this would be a good idea. In that case, hypothetically, you should try to bury him at a cemetary, since you'd be drunk enough to think it would be perfect since no one could find him among all the other bodies. Or, if you are too drunk to process that, you should just sink his body of the pier at the lake or beach (depending upon where you are). The danger here is that if you are drunk enough to think this a good idea, you are probablly so drunk that you will fall asleep at the wheel just as you approach the water and you'd drive into it, and then the police would think it was just a case of you and drinking buddy tying one too many on and driving off the road on the way home. The benefit of this is that you beat the involuntary manslaughter rap, but the down side is you'd be dead.

Hypothetically speaking, that is.

Answer 3

If you have time to pick up the body, then why would you even stop to do so? Obviously no one saw you (hypothetically) hit the fugger, so I would just keep on driving and make sure once you get home to douse your car in ammonia. This will make the blood untraceable. Next step is to take your car to the sh*ttiest part of town and find a mexican sweat shop that will do undocumented repairs to your car. They will steal parts from other cars and there will be no trace that your car was ever repaired. If the cops come by while your car is being repaired, you tell them that you let your friend borrow your car for a few days and it will be back shortly. If they press the issue, tell them to get a fukcing warrant or leave you the fukc alone!

Answer 4

hypothetically speaking u should not be drunk while driving then u would not run into a drunk bum or need to hide a body

Answer 5

Hypothetically, I would suggest buying a selection of closed signs and a road digger. Then I would hypothetically,suggest you go to an old very quiet road, put closed signs up, dig a section of the road out,then stick the body in it,cover it back over,then leave...nobody would know.

Answer 6

Well I've sometimes, Hypothetically, dumped the hypothetical body, in a hypothetical dumpster, outside my hypothetical favorite restaurant. Hypothetically, I'd wrap that hypothetical body, Hypothetically speaking now, in the same kind of Trash Bags that stinky hypothetical restaurant uses.

I have hypothetically gotten away with it... hypothetically.

Answer 7

In the woods, in Alaska. There's so much empty, unseen land...the animals would eat the evidence. Your problem lies in the transport of such body. Because blood is SOOO tracible! It's almost unheard of to be able to wash all the evidence of blood away. O.J's gloves didn't fit....1. He was putting on gloves that had been wet! with blood! Wet leather shrinks! 2. He was putting leather gloves on over the top of exam gloves! 3. Would you TRY to fit into gloves that you KNEW were the gloves you used to murder two people with? HHHMMMM? good luck hiding your body! Perhaps if you have enough money$/fame you'll get away!

Answer 8

1) Thunderdome

2) In a cave some guy just arose from.

3) In a bathroom where the toilet is about to explode.

4) Rose Garden

Answer 9

"Hypothetically" you could place him on the local park bench, and put some newspapers over him. No one would be the wiser for a few days... "hypothetically"

Answer 10

If you're drunk you may not do a very good job at hiding the body anyways!