mines "lifes like a box of chocolate....you never know what your gonna get" from forest gump
2006-08-01 10:40:16 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
i have so many...i can't pick a fav!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 10:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have not one favorite quote, but several! They are from Pirates of the Caribbean the curse of the Black Pearl:
Jack : To the Black Pearl . [drinks and loses consciousness; wakes in the morning to the smell of smoke; sees the island burning and runs to Elizabeth ] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack : But why is the rum gone?
2006-08-01 11:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by country2princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well what's your excuse?"
"SIR, excuse for what,sir?"
"I'm asking the F#@$in' questions here private, do you understand!"
"SIR YES SIR"
"Well thank you very much, Can I be in charge for a while?"
"SIR YES SIR"
"Are you shook up, are you nervous?"
"SIR I AM SIR"
"Do I make you nervous?"
"SIR..."
"SIR WHAT, Were you about to call me an AS@#$OLE?"
"SIR NO SIR"
"How tall are you private?"
"SIR 5 FOOT 9 SIR"
"5 Foot 9, I didn't know they stacked S#$T that high, are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, hunh?"
"SIR NO SIR"
"BULLS@#T, Looks to me like like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a@# and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!"
"Where in the hell are you from anyway private?"
"SIR TEXAS SIR"
"HOLY DOG S#$T, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you much don't look like a steer to me so I guess that kinda of narrows it down."
"DO SUCK D#%K?"
"SIR NO SIR"
"ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?"
"SIR NO SIR"
"I BET YOUR THE KINDA GUY WHO WOULD F@#K A PERSON IN THE A@# AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMNN COMMON CURTIOUSY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!"
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman(Lee Remy) with "Private Cowboy"(Kevin Spacey", Full Metal Jacket.
The stupid thing is I can do the begining of Remy's line in the barracks to the end, but can't type that fast. Sorry.
2006-08-01 11:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by crazyleem 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right now my fav is "I aim to misbehave." by Mal Reynolds in serenity.
Other favorites include "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist" Verbal Kint Usual Suspects
"15's my limit on schnitzengruben" Sheriff Bart Blazin Saddles
and many others
2006-08-01 10:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First up it`s R.Lee ERMEY and Cowboy is not Kevin Spacey it`s Arliss Howard .Call yourself a fan ?LOL.
OK now we got that straight :-
"This is my rifle ,this is my gun.This is for fighting,this is for fun."
Plus the whole Eskimo ***** march.
Same film.
"You`re the worst Pirate I`ve ever heard of." Jack Davenport as The Commodore
"Ah,But you HAVE heard of me!" Johnny Depp
Pirates I
"Charlie don`t Surf!" - Robert Duvall
Apocalypse Now
"Do you kill everyone you meet?" Danny Glover
"I haven`t killed you yet" Mel Gibson
Lethal Weapon
"Diplomatic Immunity!" Joss Ackland
"Revoked !" Danny Glover
"But sir ,you`re Black" Joe Pesci
"Eeny Meeny Miney ,hey Moe!" Mel Gibson
Lethal Weapon 2
2006-08-01 13:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the whole scene in Good Will Hunting when will goes up to the diner window and asks the stuck up college student if he likes apples. The student then says yea i like apples. Then Will holds up the napkin with the girls number on it and says how about them apples. I then read it later in Lance Armstrongs books i thought it was funny because he said that he told it to the people on his crew when he was about the win one of the tour de france.
2006-08-01 10:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by grlfrnd1288 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine changes all the time...but currently...
The scene in Pirates 1 (Black Pearl) between Elizabeth and Jack while "trapped" on the island together...you know they argue about why the rum is gone...then he storms off angrily still fuming about the rum, suddenly turns and sees the British ship...
"There'll be no living with her after this."
Sarah...that's freaky...nice timing...
2006-08-01 11:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by cfluehr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well one of my favs is the whole scene from Spaceballs.
Dark Helmet - "What the hell is this? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sanders - Now, you're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happining now.
Dark Helmet - What happened to then?
Colonel Sanders - We passed it.
Dark Helmet - When?
Colonel Sanders - Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet - Well go back to then.
Colonel Sanders - When?
Dark Helmet - Now.
Colonel Sanders - Now?
Dark Helmet - Now.
Colonel Sanders - I can't.
Dark Helmet - Why?
Colonel Sanders - We passed it.
Dark Helmet - When?
Colonel Sanders - Just Now.
Dark Helmet - When will then be now?
Colonel Sanders - Soon.
Dark Helmet - How Soon?"
LMAO sorry that is one of the funniest scenes in the movie. Had to type the whole thing.
2006-08-01 10:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by nikki101279 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I attended Juliard and I had a pretty good time doing that. I've seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times..and it keeps getting funnier, EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. Not to mention the fact that you are talking to a dead guy...so what do you think? Think I'm qualified?
Beetlejuice
2006-08-01 10:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by jagerchick80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has to be the whole "you can't handle the truth" speech in a Few Good Men, especially: "you don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall"
Also think Yoda is underrated: "Try not. Do"
2006-08-01 11:25:57 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Lost boys at the end when the granda says 'One think I never did like in this town was all the goddam vampires' only good because the whole town acted like they didn't know what was going on!!!
2006-08-05 09:14:04 · answer #11 · answered by Female Alert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋