not into trying new things. I mean, what's the big deal, they are both floor drains, does it matter if I pour wastewater into either of them? Do you think your spouse or sig. other could be more daring or more willing to try different things?
2006-08-01 10:35:05 · 61 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
If this is how you view your wife, then I can see why she's not into trying new things in bed! Look at you: you seem like one of those sadomachistic perverts who only view women as sex toys! Especially the way you talk about your wife: you consider her body to be a waste facility in other words? (I quote: "they are both floor drains, does it matter if I pour wastewater into either of them") Then you absolutely don't deserve to even be with this woman. Go fufill your twisted desires elsewhere please!
2006-08-01 10:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥TransylvanianVamp♥ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. The first problem is that you don't respect her.. (or women in general) ? You don't really expect that she'll try new things with YOU if you call 'them' floor drains.
Do you respect yourself? You spew out 'wastewater'???
Here's a thought: If you treated her like you loved her, not like a loin hanging in the meat locker, she probably wouldn't be so 'cold'. I'll bet she'd have better luck trying new things (yes, I DID mean to say it this way!!!) if YOU were traded in for someone else who really cared.
:-)
2006-08-01 10:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by WhatAreYouTalkingAbout? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oof. Well, from what I hear, backdoor hurts more. But some women love it. I'd recommend starting with some gentle butt-play and escalating from there. Try to set a romantic mood, be gentle, and use lots of lube. Probably referring to it as a flooor drain isn't the best idea.
That said, if she's not interested in trying it, you're just going to have to respect her wishes.
2006-08-01 10:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by chicky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a bit crude, but I guess you mean to be. Experimentation is the name of the game. Take it slow and introduce the idea by slipping a well lubed finger in when you are doing oral. There are very sensitive nerve ending surrounding the anus and if she can relax enough, should find this very pleasurable. Fair is fair though, if she wants to try it on you, go for it.
2006-08-01 10:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kit Kat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would plan a romantic evening and go all out.at the end of the evening while you've got her full attention,get down on one knee and take her left hand.and say i love you and you love me,which is why we got married. i made the ultimate sacrifice to forsake all others because everything i wanted involved you.respectfully as my wife there are things sexually that i want to try.if you are my lover as well as my best friend and we both are planning to spend the rest of our lives together, by love and law the only person that i am allowed to experiment with is you.that should at least make her think,if i wont someone else will.and i'm not trying to be disrespectful but SHE is YOUR WIFE..AND THAT SPECIFIC RESPONSIBILITY IS HER'S ALONE.GOOD LUCK.
2006-08-01 10:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by MAC WON DON 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont have
this issue.
I always tell a woman if you dont want to do it, dont get mad at me when I find someone that will, because Im going to do it.
Kinda how you seperate the real from the fake.
Then women wonder why the husband of somany odd years cheated with a hooker
CUZ SHE TAKES IT UP THE A$$!!!
HELLO`!
I dont see how women dont understand this
YOUR A SIX PACK. full of holes
we want them all. Anything that makes you move funny or act stupid WE WANT.
Women that are smart asses about it probably have REALLY boring sex lives , men that cheat on them, and are overall shrewds.
Or
The are certain that the man they love is not cheating on them cuz he doesnt want things like that
GET REAL.
TELL HER STRAIGHT UP DUDE its what you want.
2006-08-01 10:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she won't let you because you are so vile. Try a little love and respect and then maybe you might get somewhere. I wonder how she would feel if she knew that you were talking about her most sacred places like that to complete strangers. Seriously man. Get real, be a gentleman.
2006-08-01 10:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by Amy A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes you've got to ease them into it. Start by putting something small in the hole. Take it slow...... Like a glass of water, instead of the whole bucket. She'll come around you'll see!
2006-08-01 10:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by miss_nursie_nurse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cool way to hide that message i like that if i could i would give you props or kudos for it but yes i do when you are pluming the front and she is on her back watching you have to finger the back like you was fingering the front but she would realize she likes it and then she would let you plum the back that's how i got it ;)
2006-08-01 10:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by Dum Spiro Spero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, since your name is sausage fingers, I think you can do this.
Someone said it already, start by using a finger back there, saliva will be enough lube. Do it while you are going down on her.
Then you have to be patient for a while. Then do it again sometime.
Don't be asking for anal, that will get her set against it.
2006-08-01 11:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋