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2006-08-01 10:29:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

21 answers

You be Dairy Queen and I will be Burger King....
treat me right and you can have it your way...

2006-08-01 10:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by ftw35m 2 · 0 0

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ****?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

2006-08-01 17:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0 0

for a chick, pick up lines are kind of corney to tell you the truth. girls are sexy, smart, sly and suave naturally, no need for pick up lines. a good old fashion hi and a sexy smile is the hottest pick up line i ever got approached with. ;)

2006-08-01 17:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

U brighten up my day like the early morning sun, now let's out and have some fun.

2006-08-01 17:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0 0

Where have you been all my life?

If I tell you I'm homeless will you take me home?

Hey we may hit it off, start getting serious, get married, have kids, send them off to college, become finacially strained, and then die and leave our debts on our kids hands, so why don't we just keep this relationship physical?

2006-08-01 17:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0 0

pick up lines dont work

2006-08-01 17:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Hellion 4 · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U next to I

2006-08-01 17:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0 0

So whose the biatch..i wasn't talking about the dog

2006-08-01 17:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the best way to get someone is not by pickup just simply ask them u wanna go out sometime that's all!!!!

2006-08-01 22:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by cutie pie!!! 2 · 0 0

well if ur a chick heres one for u ahem*clears throat* this is what u say to a guy u like.

hey!

2006-08-01 17:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by dr_jeckyl1 2 · 0 0

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