2006-08-01 10:27:32 · 22 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Puke.
2006-08-01 10:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wonder how I had woken up in the wrong bed. I love my wife. We are both overweight, dumpy looking people. She loves me as I am and doesn't want to change me. I love her the way she is and I want to do whatever I can to make her happy. Looks has nothing to do with it at least in our relationship. So if I woke up and saw Jessica Simpson, I would get up and go looking for my wife. My wife is my best friend, companion, partner and lover.
2006-08-01 17:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Spiritual but not religious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder which would deflate first... her head (from not having a brain to hold it up) or her **** (time will wear on them) but I'd still probably screw her once, cause she's hot, as long as I don't have to listen to her bimbo *** talk
yes, I realize I'm not a guy
2006-08-01 17:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Nonna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in the mirror
2006-08-01 18:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
praise the Lord
2006-08-01 17:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband would probably think he died and went to heaven. Do I just look like her? Cause if I acted as dumb as her he would probably kill meâ¥
2006-08-01 17:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ID SNEAK OUT OF BED AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!!CAUSE I MUST HAVE BEEN TORE DOWN LAST NIGHT AND ENDED UP GOIN HOME WITH A BARFLY... : ]
2006-08-01 17:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Joseph M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Why is she the most beautiful woman on earth? Wow, could you be more shallow?
2006-08-01 18:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get tyhe **** out and run 4 rome
2006-08-01 17:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by 2swt4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm sure most men would be thrilled.
2006-08-01 17:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vomit...ooops, Im not suppose to be in here...not a guy, sorry..
2006-08-02 02:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by Feathers-n-Lace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋