What is the funniest question you have seen asked on yahoo answers?
This is mine
"If I take five viagra will my unit explode"?
2006-08-01 10:16:16 · 8 answers · asked by workinman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
(question)Big accident happened at the zoo. Did I respond in the right away? Am I a hero?
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Me and my hubby argus went to the local zoo the other day and there was an elephant show. It was so neat because the elephant was dressed like a balerina. Whats strange was the elephant was a guy and it lifted its back leg and began squirting pee everywhere. People were shouting and kids were screaming. It was a very hot humid day in utah and the urine was splashing all over the crowd.
My huggy argus ran and hid underneath the bleachers. A kid that was running away slipped on the pee and landed on his face giving him a nose blead while his mother was trying to help him up and the urine was smacking the back of her head. I then thought of an idea and rushed towards the elepahnt and crawled underneath it and placed his urine spraying pole in my mouth and took alot of the impact. It was pretty bad but I wanted to be a hero or heroin whichever it is. I thought Id get a reward for it but then everyone stopped screaming and all laughed at me. One guy even kicked me in the head.Never again
2006-08-02 05:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Question:) I was told that If I ate june bugs I would get high. Is the face swelling normal?
(Details:) My friend Donna Jeane told me that If I ate 20 junebugs that I would get a good buzz because of the chemicals in their brain. Well Im not high and my face is red and swelled. My nose also feels a little runny. Is this what happens before the high starts? Did I do it right or should I have ate more than 20? Did I eat too many? Thanks
2006-08-01 19:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one that asked "who is the celebrity that is a model, actress, singer and looks like a horse?"
not sure the answer, but i though it was funny
2006-08-01 17:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your heart would probably explode first!
2006-08-01 17:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do fat chicks roll down hills faster than skinny people?
2006-08-01 18:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by ih8eyethais 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many to choose from
2006-08-01 18:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by SeeNoEvil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tell me the truth how many peoples wearing inner wear right now "
2006-08-01 17:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm funny
2006-08-01 17:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋