Right now I am in the mood for pranking people.Does anyone have any ideas for harmless and legal pranks,if you do please tell me so I can prank people!!!Thank you!!!
2006-08-01 09:35:01 · 16 answers · asked by ♥PolkaSpotPrincess♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I remember our old high school pranks.
1. Saran Wrap the toilet bowl. (Don't ask why but make sure the plastic wrap is stretched real tight.)
2. Apply Vaseline to the doorknobs.
3. Shortsheet the beds or wrap someone in toilet paper (good for summer camp).
4. Put police tape all around your neighbor's property.
5. Do NOT do what our senior class did: the football team erred on the mere fact that ducks & chlorine & our indoor pool did not mix! lol (in fact, the scared ducks ran loose & crapped all over the school & school was delayed two hours cuz of that lol)
6. If girls in your gym class wear hot pants, make sure you shine that black toilet seat real well with black shoe polish so the snobs can parade past the boys' gym class with horseshoe butts.
7. Toilet paper the trees.
8. Do NOT egg cars - it can be costly.
2006-08-01 09:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* get a couple packages of plastic forks. Stick them really close together, all over the persons yard, and break the handles off. This makes it impossible to get them out of the ground but its SO funny!
* sprinkle instant mashed potatos on the persons lawn, if you know its gonna rain, then theyll have mashed potatos all over their yard. lol. You can use a hose too if you cant wait for it to rain.
* get a few bags...the big bags...of skittles and sprinkle them all over their yard and drive way. then when it rains, or whenever you spray their lawn or set off the sprinklers or whatever, the coloring from the skittles washes off and turns the concrete and grass pretty rainbow colors!
* get a TON of news paper. ball it up, and FILL the persons car completly from top to bottom. Its HILARIOUS to watch them pull it out...especially when they have somewhere to be!
* go to the pet shop and buy a dozen of those feeder mice...the cheap ones. and release them into the persons car. Theyll be driving and all of a sudden a mouse will pop up and scare the crap outa them. and theyll just keep finding them. for weeks! unfortunately, mice chew into things. but since they live for a long time, and eat pretty much anything, the joke goes on FOREVER!
* get a rubber band and wrap it around the sink hose thing, and position it just rite so that when the person turns on the water it sprays them. HA HA
* lift up both lid things on the toilet seat. put suran wrap on it. Then place the lids the way you found it. so when the person pees or whatever, it just forms a puddle! ew!!!!!!
* put icy hot on the toilet seat...self explainatory.
* the hand in warm water trick really does work by the way! you just gotta get it warm, not hot. place someones hand in it, and wait for them to pee their pants. The thing is that the warm water relaxes the muscles, your bladder is a huge muscle, and since theyre sleepn, they cant stop the flow! LMAO
have fun!
2006-08-01 16:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ok put some glue on an egg and then glue it to the floor or carpet and then when someone comes over tell him or her to help u pick that egg up and hopefully he or she will just break that egg and then u can laugh really hard but then u have to clean it up i had a book about pranking but i cant find it and i only remember this little known prank
2006-08-01 16:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by that girl next door♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Walk into a random funeral home (make sure there is a service going on), holding your nose, saying "Oh my god! What DIED in here?"
2.This is better saved for Halloween. Dress up as the Grim Reaper. After dark, walk around the outside of a retirement home, knocking on the windows and gesturing at the residents. Run when you hear sirens!
2006-08-01 16:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any ideas off the top of my head, but I know of a few good sites. My favorite is The Prank Institute:
http://www.prank.org/
Good luck and keep it legal!
2006-08-01 16:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a telemarketer calls - Tell them someone's at the door & ask them to hold for a "couple of seconds." Then go take a shower, do the laundry, go fishing....
You ever get junk mail inside of your bills? You know, the offers with addressed envelopes? At the end of the month take one bill's junk mail & send it to the other bill's offer. Just make sure to eliminate any bar coding on the envelope.
2006-08-01 16:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked for a "funny" lawyer once --- well....I would leave my desk and he would scotchtape the entire desk up - including the phone. He would also get a lighter and find every pen I had and melt them in the middle so that when I came back I couldn't answer the phone (it was taped too) and my pens were all funky and bent in different ways.
2006-08-01 16:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit in the park with velcro. Everytime someone stands up from the bench, pull the velcro. It will sound like their pants ripped.
2006-08-01 16:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Another Nickname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get some fake fecal matter from the gag store and use your imagination. Also I've used some non tearable toilet paper on my dad. There's fake lottery tickets too. I used them on my grandma...
2006-08-01 16:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well u can tell someone a really funny joke or funny joke story and keep them laughing then when they're about to fall down put a whoopie cushion underneath them and make them think they farted
2006-08-01 16:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by greasergurl16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋