2006-08-01 08:50:28 · 14 answers · asked by uro levu 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
TRUE STORY!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
2006-08-01 09:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Sancira 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy run in the front door yelling"mommy, the teacher asked a question today and I am the only one who knew the answer." Well he was excited and kept repeating it. The Mother couldn't help but get excited her self. Finally she could take no more and asked her son what was the question that she might know the answer as well. The little boy says I don't think you would know the answer to this question. His mother looks down at the little boy and says I don't know son I am pretty smart.so give me a chance. What was the question. The little boy thought for a moment and finally says OK here is the question that the teacher ask "Who farted?"
2006-08-01 16:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a joke for you, but you may try doing something like answering other peoples questions on this. That always helps me to help others. Stay busy that is the key to bad days.
2006-08-01 15:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A panda walked into a bar and purchased a sanwich and a packet of crisps after eating them he shoots another customer and makes to leave when the barman calls him on this the panda says I read that a Panda is a black and white bear that eats shoots and leaves.
2006-08-01 15:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
X what is hia?...Sorry you're having a bad day. XXXXXXXXX
2006-08-01 15:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by asoldierswife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why could the ten year old not see the Pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR!!!!
2006-08-01 15:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y did the lil girl fall off the swing??..
..cuz she had no arms
what do u a call a mexican covered in sand??
..a churro
y do black women wear high heels??
...so their knuckles dont drag.
2006-08-01 16:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bye-son
2006-08-01 16:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by jayne s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come over here and i'll show you a joke, you'll die laughing
2006-08-01 15:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WhY DiD tHe tOiLeT PaPeR rOLL dOwN ThE HiLL?...BeCaUsE iT wAnTeD To GeT tO tHe BoTtOm.
2006-08-01 15:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋