I have a big problem. It has been foretold thousands of years ago of my second coming. now that I am here, I am seen as a mental patient where ever I go and nobody believes that I am God in flesh. I was sent down from heaven as it is time for me to release you from your sins but you are all ignorant sheep and do not want me to save you. You go and pray in churches, mosques and temples of all sorts, you all pray for the same God, me, yet when I am here, you want to put me in an asylum. May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you. What will happen next?
2006-08-01 08:05:48 · 11 answers · asked by Jesus in the flesh 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
MY FATHER? What is he going to do, bring a belt? How about YOUR FATHER? He can at least bring fire and brimstone and crap, or maybe promise the holy land to another religious sect...
2006-08-01 08:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by John J 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We'll know when Jesus actually returns. Most of us will be gone in the twinkling of an eye and the rest of the smart people will be left here on earth for some enjoyable gnashing of teeth. That will be the first time in the history of the world that everyone will believe in Christ.
2006-08-01 15:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know... You shouldn't impersonate God... wouldn't that be like... Instant gateway to Hell? Anyways, If you were, which your not, You wouldn't have just called EVERYONE "ignorant". Common sense. You should get out more, learn something.
2006-08-01 15:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ānon¥mou§ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a pleasure to welcome you to yahoo answers. You havent half caused some trouble in the world you know. Ive always admired the sandals look by the way.
2006-08-01 15:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by peaco1000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you came to save our souls, why do you have to have everyone believe in you, why not just save the believers and to hell with everyone else. WWJD? You tell me.
2006-08-01 15:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Lyric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really appreciate your generocity of accepting all the communities. But always toomuch is nonsence.
2006-08-01 15:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by ravva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how I wish that were true! To be in God's presence!
2006-08-01 15:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I've got the same problem man!
Say! You can't be me!
2006-08-01 15:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, when's judgement day?
How about next thursday. . .
2006-08-01 15:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. you are not god. god would have written something more interesting.
2006-08-01 15:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by embigguns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋